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Top 10 Country and Western Songs

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Butt All Day Long.

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ragtopcookie	Nov 23 @ 4:48PM
	What about the classic..........moma cut youre toenails....youre ripping my sheets.....brings a tear to my eye ...everytime.......hehehe...cookie

suthrn_belle	Nov 23 @ 5:21PM
	. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger..{Quote}

IamTrinity	Nov 23 @ 5:31PM
	When my ex left she said I would die a lonely man. I looked her in the eye and said, If I never meet another woman in the rest of my life it will still not be nearly as lonely as the 18 years I spent with you.

CHARLIgurl1	Nov 23 @ 6:33PM
	Hahahaha reminds me of a country song.. "she made me choose between fishing and her.. I'm going to miss her." hahaha.

goodgurlgonebad	Nov 23 @ 6:49PM
	Tammy

summerbreeze916	Nov 23 @ 6:53PM
	I really like that number one song............haven't heard it in quite some time. Funny!

butterfly943	Nov 23 @ 7:07PM
	4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

Loinlee_Sole	Nov 23 @ 7:07PM


john49887	Nov 24 @ 11:38AM
	I always liked "Thank God And Greyhound You're Gone".

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