Once upon a time, someone wiser than myself said, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Since I always appreciate being corrected, figured I'd help out this guy, and anyone else that might happen to read.
Hello
How are you doing right there?My name is James i'm a single parent i have just a kid that is about 14yrs old.i m from NYC but currently in Fulham London UK.
I saw ur profile on matchdoctor and wow it caught my two eyes i felt like jump of my seat to come meet you..lol..We really have a lot in common babe..I really will treat you like a QUEEN that you truely are as much as i m treated like a KING and i really will like to have your email address ..so that we can chat
my email address is ************** i m online right now please add me up so that we can at least chat and know each other better.
Hugs
James
How are you doing right there? This is rather awkward syntax. "How are you doing?" is sufficient. I suppose you're not interested in how I'm doing somewhere else, and felt it was necessary to be specific.
i have just a kid Not entirely sure what you mean by this. Perhaps, you have a kid, and absolutely nothing else! Or maybe you're disappointed that your kid, is just a kid. Hoping for a llama, perhaps? Oh, I suppose that'd be just a kid, too.
is about 14yrs old Good to know you have a rough idea how old he is. Maybe you should ask him? Or is it a her? Do you even know? Better ask them that, too.
i m from NYC Ah, that explains your difficulty with english. They really need to do something about the educational system. Fortunately, I was able to figure out that "NYC" is short for "Ghana".
i felt like jump of my seat That was probably the guy waiting for your computer to, like, ya know, find a book?
We really have a lot in common babe Indeed! Like we're both guys, for example. (You really do need to ask your kid if he's a boy or girl!)
I really will treat you like a QUEEN Aww...that's sweet!
as i m treated like a KING Well, actually, I'd have to treat you like a Queen, too.
my email address is ************ You'll be happy to know I forwarded it to a girl who is coincidentally also from NYC, currently in Fulham, has no picture, and could use practice with her english, as well.
please add me up Let's not get ahead of ourselves, now. Once you've mastered counting, we'll consider advanced concepts like adding.
know each other better Thanks...but, I think I know too much already.
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jerzygrl328
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Nov 24 @ 9:49AM
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That's too funny  ...do you mind if I borrow that sometime?
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goodgurlgonebad
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Nov 24 @ 9:55AM
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Too friggen funny. Hey I was wondering.....hehehe.....im from NYC are you making fun of the way we tawk? 
Tammy 
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Peabianjay
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Nov 24 @ 10:03AM
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Sure thing, Jerzy!
In fact, anything I say, or have said, may be considered "public domain". I'll smack ya down if you try to profit from my words (as if!), but anyone is welcome to copy & paste whatever....don't even need to quote me. My ego is big enough, I don't need a boost.
No, Goodgurl, I wasn't making fun of the way you "tawk". Not that I wouldn't, or haven't, or couldn't, or shouldn't. But, what the heck, since I'm Canadian, "I'm aboot to take my dawg oot for a walk, eh?" All's fair in love & blogging!
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VaPeppermintPatti
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Nov 24 @ 10:04AM
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Shame we can't give them the number to Dial-a-Prayer. I do that when pushy men I do NOT want to know pester me for my number.
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EternalFlame
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Nov 24 @ 10:25AM
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I tell the scammers something like...
Oh, I love you too! You mean everything to me and I can't wait to hear your voice! Please call me right away. I ache for you. 
And then I give them a number from HERE
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KnittinKitten
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Nov 24 @ 10:27AM
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Thanks for my laugh for the morning....So far, I only have one possible scammer...and, it started with a wink, so I don't know anything definite yet....
Fondly,
KK
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jentoblues101
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Nov 24 @ 10:42AM
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Very funny! Good job, peeb.
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butterfly943
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Nov 24 @ 11:15AM
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That is so funny
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kywonder
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Nov 24 @ 11:31AM
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You made my morning with this. I loved it. I am still laughing. I loved the fact that he son was about 14. Yeah right, he doesn't even have a son. I offered one of the a dollar once. Got him off my back and he quit contacting me.
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poohbear1957
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Nov 24 @ 12:38PM
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so so funny, and so true. Do they think we dont watch tv or read the news about all the scammers? there are alot of them keep your eyes open!
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