If only I could have this song play as I walk down the street. posted 11/24/2008 1:32:50 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor

onoudn

I have a confession to make. Sometimes I imagine that I'm a cool leading man walking down the blvd all slick, and cool, in beat to ISAAC HAYES *Live* - DO YOUR THING (70's Soul) . I'm a hip LA cop, and I'm maybe on my way to dispense with the bad guy, or en-route to see one of my many ladies. Tyra Banks could play my leading lady, who is jealous of Angelina Jolie---my parter.


I have to convince Tyra that nothing going on so I put on a Snoop Dogg-Sensual Seduction (sexual eruption), her favorite. Just when we're about to do our love scene though, the bad guy breaks the door down. I knock him out with one punch sending him crashing through the window to land on the windshield suprising Jolie...

Then it turns into a musical for some reason and I start sing Hey There Lonely Girl. Jolie and Banks sind back up....I think everything is going to be alright, but then Tyra starts singing The Manhattan-Lets just kiss and say goodbye.
Upset I tell Jolie that maybe we shouldn't be partners anymore...then she sings

hero..mariah

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