These are admittedly lame and probably reruns. But I tried. Happy T Day.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
How much did the Mayflower weigh?
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What's a turkey's favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why do turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!
What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
Why was Plymouth Rock so brave?
It was a little boulder.
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Arthur any leftovers?
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
What are unhappy cranberries called?
How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.
What do you call the dirt on a Pilgrim's hands?
What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
What cat discovered America?
Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Lots of drumsticks!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Eight feather dusters!
What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
He wanted a light snack!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter "g"!
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
Harry up, I'm hungry!
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
What do rich people eat on Thanksgiving?
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
Because Thanksgiving never falls on a FRY-day.
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
read more blogs!