Actual dramatization = we made it up
Based on a true story = our changes didn't insult or offend anyone that can sue us
Made from 100% Beef = we started with 100% beef then added a bunch o' crap
Drink = chemical emmulation that resembles some fruit flavour
Drink with Juice = contains some (small) amount of dead fruit
Multi-flavoured Juice = chemical flavour with totally unrelated fruit filler (usually grape)
Pure = we didn't add much
Natural = found in nature...like dioxin, arsenic, and poison ivy
Government inspected = we did the paperwork to allow the government to examine our operations immediately after a crisis of epic proportions
Social responsibility = private denial
vision of a better world = vision of a better world for me & my friends
fresh = never frozen & not rotten enough to be unrecognizable
no interest = interest is already incorporated into the price
free gift = you're buying more than you actually want, whether you like it or not
free points = you're paying for more than you actually want, whether you like it or not
sale = for a short time, our product isn't as over priced as much as usual
discount = it's barely useful crap we wanna unload before it's completely crap
rebate = kinda like a sale, but we'd like to hold onto your money for a while, anyway. We're kinda hoping you'll forget we have your money.
scientically = our scientists confirmed it, or retired early
before/after = we refilled the colour cartridge on our printer
3x less = it's less, we have no way of measuring it, so picked the believable #, "3"
more, better, bigger = than an imaginary product (granted, sometimes they compare to a former or competitor product, but as often to nothing at all)
spring water = we found, or made, a water source that contains the chemicals we wanna add, but can't add, without saying there's addittives
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