Can You Tell Your Arse From Your Elbow? posted 11/25/2008 6:12:20 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Bionic_Angel

So what are we supposed to think when we write a blog about Transexuals followed by a fictional blog about a faker and we receive an email thanking us for letting us know they are "a partial transvestite"?

I'm wondering what a partial transvestite might look like? Is it one of those people who used to perform in the old time musical, dressed as a woman on one side of their body and a man on the other? Is it someone who only wears woman's underwear? Or perhaps it's someone who only thinks about it.

If it were possible to be a partial anything and get away with it, what would you like to be? Maybe you'd like to be a partial porn star and get all the sex you want without any of the committment. Perhaps you'd like to be a partial newsreader and only read out some of the truth..... hang on, isn't that what a newsreader does anyway? A partial rock-star might be fun; all the royalties, the big houses, swimming pools and birds bouncing off your balls (guys) without any of the hard work performing on stage?

What about a partial astronaut, getting paid lots of money and being a national hero for talking about flights to the moon when you never even got out of your favourite armchair?

The possibilities are endless.... I'm sure most people could come up with better suggestions than I have. What puzzles me is how someone managed to identify themselves as a "partial transvestite" when one blog was about Transexuals, who don't just dress in the other gender's clothing, they actually feel they are in the wrong body and usually require surgery. The other blog was fiction and in no way represented a transvestite.... correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a transvestite someone who dresses in women's clothing but is heterosexual? They get no sexual stimulation from wearing the clothing, just feel comfortable and more themselves in them. I don't pretend to understand how this is, but I'm liberal minded.... if it's not hurting anyone, then I don't have a problem with it.

There are some misguided souls out there who don't know their tranny from their fanny! Life's a bitch, don't you know, then you die!


Angel has spoken........ thank you for listening

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