If you judge people, you have no time to love them.~Mother Teresa
Ok, like, she's fkng dead so her words mean pretty much squat. What absolute bullshit.
Judge not, least you be judged yourself...or some horseshit like that.
We judge every time we decide on whether or not to answer an email from some horny putz or putzette. He's not good-looking enough, she's too monstrous and her booblets are too small, or nonexistent...you can't get past the fact that he eats his own boogers....shit like that.
Ok, so I've been reading a lot of stuff about proper spelling and punctuation, how to write an effective blog and of course the difference between certain words and their proper use, like the English language isn't hard enough, now we have to differentiate between fkng words....I'm moving to Ecuador. They like hot dogs and thongs there.
All of these fine people are of course employing a literary agent, publishing house and are plastered all over the New York Times Bestseller's List. I'd advise taking their advice.
I do, cuz I don't want anyone here to think I'm a total fknut, you all mean so much to me. According to a thread in the forums, I'm sweet, caring and worthy of a gift from the fkng Wizard. They're right of course, I am the shit of all shits. Now, if you ask Sci, I'm a twat most of the time, pilfer her candy stash and find out what it takes to attain that status. I still have a size 5 shoved firmly up my ass, uncomfortable but stylish.
Have you ever taken the time to study the banana? It's nothing like a kumquat.
Time for a nap.....
Yer Pal
PMF
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Nov 25 @ 7:00PM
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I would much prefer to read a Tiny Tale.  ~*~
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Nov 25 @ 7:06PM
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Sheee-it, PMF, you got no room to complain about all this literary talk: I know for a fact that your abrasive and borderline-abuse blogs are pure smokescreen for your scintillating spelling, punctiliously perfect punctuation, and graphically gifted grammar (Ah! How's that for alliteration!?)
So go blow your nose!
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EternalFlame
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Nov 25 @ 7:08PM
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According to a thread in the forums, I'm sweet, caring and worthy of a gift from the fkng Wizard.
I have to agree.
Well of course I have to agree. If I didn't, I would be disagreeing with myself, since I'm the person that said you're the sht. And I mean that. Really. I wouldn't lie about something with such importance.
~*~
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oceanlover734
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Nov 25 @ 7:11PM
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Ewwwwwwwwwww you mean ole ass you ruined my dinner you can't get past the fact that he eats his own boogers....shit like that.
I don't know what the fck else you are saying as that one part made me sick  .
Oh yeah welcome back again.
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PullMyFinger
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Nov 25 @ 7:13PM
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smokescreen for your scintillating spelling, punctiliously perfect punctuation, and graphically gifted grammar (Ah! How's that for alliteration!?)
You just had to do that didn't you? What's the url for dictionary.com?
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Bionic_Angel
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Nov 25 @ 7:16PM
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f***ing hell.... it's been a long time, but you still make me laugh. I guess there's nothing like complete and utter honesty.
As far as judgement goes, I agree with you, we wouldn't exist as human beings without judgement, however, I think MT's words go beyond our personal existence. Sure, we have our own personal judgements about things that affect us personally, but there are many things that happen in this life that we don't have a true and clear picture of because we aren't even a part of it, yet we will make a judgement, often a negative one. I believe it is these negative judgements the old bat was banging on about..... judge not, yet ye be judged.... blah, blah, blah. Sometimes I see the sentiment, but often I wish they wouldn't preach so, it messes with my mojo!  
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fenderchick
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Nov 25 @ 7:18PM
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Aw...I'm just basking in the afterglow...
(I do think your as sweet as a fresh lemon!)
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PullMyFinger
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Nov 25 @ 7:18PM
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Well of course I have to agree. If I didn't, I would be disagreeing with myself, since I'm the person that said you're the sht. And I mean that. Really. I wouldn't lie about something with such importance.
I'm getting all misty eyed, seriously.
I don't know what the fck else you are saying as that one part made me sick
So the Mother Teresa didn't stike a chord huh? Son of a bitch....Where are all the damn Catholics?
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Skydognc
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Nov 25 @ 7:20PM
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well I hate ya !
ya make me laugh just when I feel like slappin the shit out of aholes here!
and btw...
it spelled f***nut!
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loreal
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Nov 25 @ 7:30PM
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My comment will wait for approvalOk, like, she's fkng dead so her words mean pretty much squat. What absolute bullshit.
but you are totally wrong!
How can you say such things about a wonderful woman?
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PullMyFinger
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Nov 25 @ 7:35PM
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How can you say such things about a wonderful woman?
It's fkn easy for Christ Sakes, she'd forgive me wouldn't she, cept she's worm-bait now? What fkng rock have you been under?
Jesus...ya know, they walk amongst us.
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misschief
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Nov 25 @ 7:36PM
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I just made a simple bacon, pepper, pineapple, and banana pizza. 
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ColdinWisconsin
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Nov 25 @ 7:45PM
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Ahhhh, why do I suddenly feel so fulfilled?  
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PullMyFinger
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Nov 25 @ 7:48PM
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Ahhhh, why do I suddenly feel so fulfilled?
Should I spark up a literal smoke?
God Damn, I crack myself up sometimes.
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Peabianjay
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Nov 25 @ 7:56PM
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Very amusing!
Not sure whether to love you, or judge you. I'll tell ya after the seance with Mother Teresa.
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PullMyFinger
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Nov 25 @ 8:05PM
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Not sure whether to love you, or judge you. I'll tell ya after the seance with Mother Teresa.
I suggest, after your seance with Terry of course, have her come by and write a counter-blog.
You'll learn to hate my very existence, unless of course you're 1 slice short of a sandwich like some of the skeezers on here, which I find highly unlikely. I've been wrong once though, when I was like 8...mixing chemicals in the garage is not good.
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PentatonicPunk
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Nov 25 @ 8:06PM
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it:s...no wait. Its..f*ck, that ain't it. It"s....aww shit I give up.
Their shoul...wait. They're sh...dammit. I could of...er, could have...
Fk these blogs!
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alivenwell351
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Nov 25 @ 8:24PM
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you can't get past the fact that he eats his own boogers....
ummmm.....there's something else you're supposed to do with em???
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redtigr
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Nov 25 @ 9:17PM
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The most hate mail I ever received - well, except for that time I posted in the "nearly dead Ga forums threads - was when I sophomorically wrote a blog entitled "How To Format a Blog 101" way back in my early days...
You see, I thought folks wanted to be read and understood...
wrong!!!
What they want is to rant, complain, and blather - with complete disregard for spelling, punctuation, comprehension or even pleasing spacial formats... 
Even though it contained some simple but good tips and was pretty much tongue-in-cheek, my lil' red envelope lit up like a house afire with all manner of how dare you's and who do you think you are and we don't need you to blah, blah blah... (when it was so obvious that they did) need to (correct) the blah blah blah.
So now I keeps meself quiet.
But I love it when others have a go at it... 
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missliss78
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Nov 25 @ 10:05PM
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I've witnessed the likes of what redtigr refers to & I have been astonished at the acceptance Jen has met with!
BTW, I'd like the link to this please:
According to a thread in the forums, I'm sweet, caring and worthy of a gift from the fkng Wizard.
Yeah, I've got to SEE it to believe it!
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TallBlonde1
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Nov 25 @ 11:52PM
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fknut Yay, the word of the day is back! 
Thanks PMF!
They like hot dogs and thongs there. Kinda makes you miss home, doesn't it?
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ANGRY_MUPPET
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Nov 26 @ 1:15AM
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my comment will wait for approval?.,.,what the f*** is that? 
wait until you pass JUDGEMENT on my comment?
I think that is bullshit.,who the f*** are you to be judging me?
now i forgot what i was going to f***ing say
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luvshorses644
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Nov 26 @ 6:29AM
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Well, I for one am not gonna blubber all over you and fall to my knees because you happened to grace blogland. You know why? Cuz it would be your opening to pilfer my candy stash and the last person to do that hasn't been found yet.. muuuuuaaaaa haaaa haaa...
I'd like to follow suit with Sci, but you are walkin prudy dam funny now since you have that size 5 to contend with ... wait... I got it now...  ... someone done got their size 5 stuck in John Wayne's azzz a long time ago, splains that saunter to me now...
Muuuuuwwwahhhhh
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Hypnotic
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Nov 26 @ 7:38AM
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she's too monstrous and her booblets are too small, or nonexistent
Well...at least you didn't mention me by screen name!
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PullMyFinger
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Nov 26 @ 10:30AM
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Yeah, I've got to SEE it to believe it!
Wait...what? You don't think I'm sweet as a fresh lemon? WTF?
Yay, the word of the day is back!
Well, I for one am not gonna blubber all over you and fall to my knees because you happened to grace blogland.
bitch.....
Well...at least you didn't mention me by screen name!
I never mention anyone by name, but uhh.....sorry?
I think that is bullshit.,who the f*** are you to be judging me?
now i forgot what i was going to f***ing say
Fkn God dipshit. I have a line that I don't usually cross and that line includes making fun of old people with Alzheimers....it's hard to resist though...control, control.
Comprehension folks, it's the name of the game when reading, this fknut doesn't get it.
ummmm.....there's something else you're supposed to do with em???
I prefer horking a loogey and taking aim at the cat...but that's just me.
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Tunes4u
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Nov 26 @ 12:54PM
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Aw...I'm just basking in the afterglow...
Fender Dear...that "afterglow?" you're "baskin' ' in?
It's a pile of nuclear waste .......... 
Get up now, and step away from the funny little light.....
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Sweetheart83446
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Nov 26 @ 6:34PM
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You're so hot when you say fknut, putz, putzette, and kumquat. 
Don't tell Sci though. 
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SpiritEnergy
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Nov 29 @ 11:17AM
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beckyiv42000
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Nov 29 @ 11:35PM
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PMFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ya wipe!!..MY comment will await approval?? WTF!!!!! Im hurt  .. Im aghast.. Im ... oh hell ....Im fkn glad yer back I mised yer sorry ass  Btw give Sci a big huggs for me k??
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misschoos
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Nov 30 @ 1:26PM
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I just made another simple bacon, pepper, pineapple, and banana pizza.
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willowy1
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Dec 9 @ 3:55PM
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Where have you been all my MD life? Awesome write!!! 
I would follow your blogs anywhere. Looks like you make infrequent drive-byes? 
Too bad that... because you scribble some good chit!
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cassy
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Jan 5 @ 4:38PM
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How dare anyone disparage the loving memory of Mother Teresa, the eternally famed humanitarian and advocate for the poor and helpless, winner of the Noble Peace prize, beatified by Pope John Paul II and titled Blessed Teresa of Calcutta? Mother Teresa had so much tolerance in that pruny little, Smeagul-like body even the lepers got some love. Really, she was like a wrinkled, minuscule, frog-like wonder of the modern world, proselytizing the hungry and hopeless, baptising the sick and dying, emphasizing the spiritual goodness of poverty, advocating compulsory reproduction, resisting the emancipation of women .....wait a minute.....WHAT THE F*K? ?
No wonder she didn't want to be judged!! 
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