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Bionic_Angel

Would the hair monster in my bath get big enough to take over the world if I didn't remove it from the plug hole on a regular basis?

Does my cat really enjoy licking it's bum or is it one of life's necessities, like a human wiping it's bum?

Why is it our ceilings are clean for ages then suddenly, overnight they're covered in cobwebs?

Why does my head always look bigger in the shop window?

Is it colder outside at the moment or are my nipples telling me I'm in a permanent state of arousal?

Is Jay Leno funny or am I mentally ill?

Why does the clock always turn slowly when I'm ready and waiting and quickly when I need more time?

Is this place full of wierdos...... or is it just me?

Angel has spoken....... I think I need to get out more!

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Peabianjay	Nov 25 @ 8:01PM
	Yes, yes, gremlins, spontaneous swelling, permanent arousal, he's funny & you're ill, it's the little known clock conspiracy, and yes, it's just you. Any other questions?

kywonder	Nov 25 @ 8:26PM
	Is this place full of wierdos...... or is it just me? Don't think it is you.

callmemax	Nov 25 @ 9:53PM
	Would the hair monster in my bath get big enough to take over the world if I didn't remove it from the plug hole on a regular basis? i don't think you should take the chance. Is it colder outside at the moment or are my nipples telling me I'm in a permanent state of arousal? think the exact cause would require detailed examination. or not...

Cruisenite	Nov 26 @ 8:20AM
	The hair monster has taken the world over, look out the window Yes, your cat loves licking his bum, but would prefer if you did it for him. Your ceiling never was clean Angel, you just finally looked up from sleeping on the couch and noticed those cobwebs. You should talk to Stephen more often and sleep less. Actually, your head is very big. Beware, objects in shop windows may appear smaller than they actually are...and closer too! It is definitely cold outside at the moment, but the word on the street is your nipples are in a permanent state of confusion Jay Leno is funny...NOT but yes, you are mentally ill....hey 1 out of 2 isn't bad! Angel, It must be you. This place is not full of weirdos. It's only full of those brazen huzzys belonging to Fender's newly formed Huzzy Club. But then again, they are only partial huzzys. The rest that inhabit this place are partial-transvestites wearing dirty underwear borrowed from their partial-transsexual friends dirty laundry hamper. Finally Angel, be very careful what you blog about, you wouldn't want to be mis-construed as libelous would you? Have a nice day!

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