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Bionic_Angel

If a chicken sat on two slices of bread, could it lay and egg sandwich?

If I look in the mirror and see a fat person, am I anorexic?

Is it possible to knit your own yoghurt?

If there is no such thing as Heaven and Hell, then where do God and Lucifer hang out?

Where do all my socks go? I buy them in the Spring but when I need them in the Winter they've all disappeared?

Why do cats wait until the moment you need to get up and do something to come and sit on your lap?

I do the housework every day, so why is my place always a mess?


Angel has spoken....... thank you for listening

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