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posted 11/26/2008 9:05:47 PM |
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  albertafire

His first day in Orlando,
an American was inside a church taking
photographs when he noticed a golden telephone
mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

Being intrigued he asked a priest who was
strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to Heaven
and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral,
he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw
in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to Heaven
and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American .

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC ,
Philadelphia , Boston and New York.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it!

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to
travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada, and again, in the first church he entered,
there was the same golden telephone,
but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same
golden telephone in many churches.
I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.
Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered,
'You're in Canada now, son -

it's a local call'.

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Comments:
Jacksonboy

Nov 26 @ 9:18PM  
Wait just a minute here.
leprichaun_magic

Nov 26 @ 9:29PM  
oh oh .......very good.....
ANGRY_MUPPET

Nov 26 @ 10:02PM  
.,viva la Canadians.,(he says in a french accent)
mystery2u888

Dec 6 @ 10:44PM  
This is very good! good one my friend......



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Peabianjay

Dec 6 @ 11:22PM  
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