Waking Up To A Good Laugh...And Other Things. posted 11/27/2008 7:56:33 AM | 10 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: china, dancing, basketball, gardens, love

fenderchick

Laughter fills even the emptiest heart with joy...
Fender.


...It doesn't matter if it's evil laughter or happy laughter. I think the only kind that doesn't fill your heart with joy is the kind where you laugh because your scared or nervous ergo something bad has happened. I do that quite a bit I'm afraid to say.

One thing I do love is getting my daily laugh buzz on here. Without it I'd have nothing to live for. Well I would, but you should all know by now I love to exaggerate.

...Sometimes...No matter how hard you try...Your best isn't going to be the best that someone else expected.

Ordinary men are mortal. Vampires live forever. Just wanted to get that thought out there. Has anyone read the book "Twilight"? I think I'm going to pick it up tonight.

...Raisin bread makes exceptional toast. You just need that bit of real butter on it. Real butter does a body good. Well actually they say it doesn't. Now they are also saying that margarine can kill you so what is the lesser of the 2 evil's? I would say butter. It's yummy and made out of ingredients you can pronounce when reading the label.

Why does Christmas have to be just around the corner? I wish people would think of all the other people who are having a hard time right now and don't even have gifts for the children that they have. They probably should just not have children.

...Poor people. News Alert--- Don't have kids if you can't afford to lavish them with expensive gifts at Christmas. Get your tubes tied. Or don't have sex. Who really needs 5 kids with different dad's now a day's anyway? Not me.

Have you ever noticed some people can't take a joke? Or perhaps they take everything out of context? I have...It amuses me to no end. I personally don't care if poor people have children or not. I think it's better to be poor money wise than to be poor in spirit and love. That's just me though. It's not you. Aren't you happy about that? I sure as old heck am.

...Everynow and then someone is so wonderful at pointing out the obvious I'd kiss his feet if he lived near me. Oh no!!!!!! Is that a sin? Or just nasty? I think it's a bit of both myself. Of course I wouldn't kiss anyones feet....Ew. I would however form a parade dedicated to his greatness. Or would I? You would never know. You live to far away to even see what goes on where I am. Or do you?



Thinking is a hard job. Don't worry though. Some day you may be able to think like me and then won't the world be a better place? Yes it will...Yes it will.

...Did you ever think your the only person who has fallen in love online? Read blogs. It will show you that you aren't. Not my blogs. I've never fallen in love online. Other peoples blogs. Quite a few gut wrenching ones out there. Gives you something to look forward too.

I wonder how you can fall in love with someone you've never seen before. Do pictures really speak a thousand words? Or are you just lonely and after 1 hour of IM chat it seems like a match made in online hell?

...Yes...I know I wonder too much and now your knickers are all atwitter? Why though, why? Did I touch on a sore point with you?

Never take me seriously. IT might cause severe damage to your soul, brain and groin.

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Blogs by fenderchick: Who Really Gives A Crap...And All That Glitter's Isn't Gold Afterall... *I Have To Tell The Truth...Living This Lie Is Killing Me Inside* *A Small Blog* I'm Sorry... *Bah Humbug And All The Crap That Comes With It* What It All Boils Down To... *BlogLand* An Observation I'm Only Dead On The Outside... *The Circus* Ergo My Best Friend Next Door...An Analogy For Most Of Us. A Blurry Picture Paints A Million Words... *Scary Thoughts* {Scary Because I Thought Of Them} Waking Up To A Good Laugh...And Other Things. Fakes...Phonies...Liars And Imbeciles... Ah-Hah- A Fender Song ~A SIncere Heartfelt And Appreciative Thank You~ *High* ~Jumping On Trampolines Requires A Helmet For Some~