Október 2002
Darling…The house is rather small and we have separate bedrooms, it’s because of Ludvig’s Ablutophobia I think. I’m not sure what his phobia is, a fear of sharing bedrooms or something I expect, we are working on it, I’m waiting for him to open up, he’s quite shy.
The marriage hasn’t been consummated yet and I’m beginning to wonder if Ludvig is frigid, it’s pointing in that sort of direction I think. It’s working out quite well though because it gives me chance to sleep with all my Action Men.
Good relationships are all about compromise, so there is a lot of that.
I’m not sure what to make of the Phallological Museum; it didn’t turn out as I had expected it. I’m more of a Renoir and Monet sort of a girl. I just don’t understand why Ludvig has to go there a few times a week to look at all the specimens, he even has his favourite!
I’ve been on a special cheese diet and lost over 100 lbs already.
I’ve done this by eating Singed Sheep’s Head, Sheep’s Head Jam and sometimes we have Pig’s Head Jam, they are a special treat here called ‘Head Cheese.’ Ludvig has showed me how to saw their heads in half to get the brains out and clean their ears and eyes properly, because he says he can’t do it himself.
To be honest with you though, after doing all that I stick to salad.
Október 2003
It was our first wedding anniversary last month, we celebrated by Ludvig going to the museum.
Love takes time and it’s so true, it is taking time, but this is what’s so special about it, it’s sure to last.
We were planning a trip to the beach last summer, but they didn’t have any bikinis with sleeves.
Október 2004
It was our second wedding anniversary last month and Ludvig thought it would be romantic if we celebrated at the museum together, so I went, knowing that compromise is such an important issue.
I was hoping we were going to consummate the marriage but after seeing Ludvig’s name on his favourite specimen at the museum, I don’t think compromise is the answer, do you? 
Nóvember 2004
The Icelandic authorities dissolved the marriage and I’m so glad I didn’t cancel my dating membership.
I’m arriving back in the UK by Christmas, there are just a few things that need to be tied up at this end.
Perhaps we could do something exciting together after all?
Darling… I would love to hear from you.
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