Take off your coat and stay awhile posted 11/28/2008 10:50:05 AM | 7 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: politics, religion, money

poeticcougar

That's it....get comfy.
Take off your shoes, put on your slippers if you happen to have them handy.
Don't worry that your hair is a mess if you take off your toque (winter cap...sheesh I explain that EVERYTIME I talk to anyone who isn't Canadian ).
Have a seat. Doesn't matter, couch, chair, the floor (I'll pass you the big floor cushion ).There.
You comfy yet? Feel at home? at ease?
Would you like a cup of coffee? Some iced tea? How about a beer? (Ok I know it's only 9:30am BUT it IS 12:00 somewhere )
Cookie? Muffin?

ok fine then....now, what did you want to talk about?
(Oh where are my manners, do you need an ashtray ? Ok but I do...brb)
Ok so you wanted to talk, why?
What's the problem?
Are you going to need some kleenex? Seriously, get it all out here, I won't laugh (that is unless you get a big assed booger hanging then I won't be able to contain myself )
Scammers? WTF!? You want to talk about scammers? Go home! Sheesh....There is sooooooooooo much talk about them I can't take it anymore. Ok so I'm not sympathetic to your plight but really. I mean, come on, has ANY guy EVER come up to you in the bar and said "Wow, you have great structure." No! So why would he write that? Man....can we spell G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E?
What else is on your mind?
Politics? The American election? ok ok...you DO realize that I'm Canadian and don't understand all the fuss. Just vote, get it over with and voila, toss the dirt under the rug. Huh? You don't like that? Well too bad, so sad, it's MY house, my blog so there
Religion? Ok ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see a pattern here. You DON'T want a date. I mean I'm a Christian, born and raised believing and loving God, and you're an atheist/satanist,Buddhist whatever. But for Pete's sake, drop it. We'll never agree, it even says so "IN" the Bible.
Ok you came to talk about the 3 things we were told as youngsters to NEVER discuss on a date....
Politics
Religion
and
Money.
Yes, I said money. Yes I DID say scammers first. They DO go hand in hand. They suck up to ya nicely than ask for your money and some idjits will actually give it to them.
Oh all 3 Do go hand in hand....
you say to yourself "Why, God, why do these scammers keep asking me to send money that I don't have due to taxes, increased costs, and dating site fees?" See? You just put all 3 topics in one heartfelt question. So there ya have it... if you don't like it, stop talking about it.

Hey, where ya going?
Well EXCUSE ME! You're the one who wanted to talk...don't you walk away from me! Come back here! Damnit, I give up.

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