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posted 11/29/2008 12:03:27 PM |
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  poeticcougar

and there is no known cure for it.

How DO people do it?

It's CRAZY, WACKED OUT, RETARDED (for no use of a better word), OUTRAGEOUS, need I go on?

How DO people NOT clean their houses?

Hi, I'm Cougz, and I am an Obsessive Compulsive

I mean really....
wash the dishes, wash the walls, wash the floors, dust the furniture, clean the mirrors/pictures, tvs anything with glass, vacuum upstairs, vacuum downstairs, do the laundry, shampoo the carpets...........

and if THAT isn't enough..........
I am obsessed with Christmas shopping
I can't go past a store without buying something. My son has NEVER been soooooooooo spoiled and at 16 it's not colouring books and crayons anymore, it's a mini-fridge, wrestling figurines, clothes galore, MP3 player, Digital camera, a stocking so heavy it'll take 4 people to carry it, and the list goes on. I can't stop! Only 27 more days to go. OMG 27 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine what I can still buy in 27 more days!?

Have a GREAT weekend, everyone. Time to switch laundry loads and find my Swiffer....ah the fresh smell of PineSol

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Comments:
EternalFlame

Nov 29 @ 12:39PM  
Holy crap woman...

Somebody needs to chain you to your couch for the next 27 days.

Either that or...

Hey!

Can I send you my kids' Christmas lists?
Tunes4u

Nov 29 @ 12:47PM  
I could make a list too.....


And my house...well.....



Whatda ya say?

fenderchick

Nov 29 @ 12:47PM  
You really need to come visit me...I'd like you to stay for at least a week...That would give you enough time to get me all unpacked and have the garage done too...

Er...I mean we could spend quality time together sis

stickshiftsally

Nov 29 @ 1:17PM  
Hmm...do you do windows? If you run out of things to clean, you could consider my place a resort for those with a cleaning obsession! lol!
butterfly943

Nov 29 @ 1:49PM  
Well I start cleaning only to find another place to clean then I end up doing only half a job on everything I so need help
misschoos

Nov 29 @ 1:54PM  
Happy shopping, I'm glad it's not me.
ttomtarr

Nov 29 @ 2:26PM  
Would you like to come visit Me?

I carefully scrubbed my house when I moved in, in 1983, then let it go. I didn't want to overdo the cleanliness thing.

If you come, I'll put on a huge pot of coffee, and then we can look for the vacum cleaner; I think it is somewhere in the living room. If you like to clean, you will love this place.

It isn't like the place is really bad. I chiseled the refrigerator clean last month, and gave the kitchen a quick go through with the leaf blower. If you come, I will shovel out a spare bedroom, so you will be comfortable here. You will like the cockatiels, and since I have seen some of new colors, I guess their nesting in the workshop was productive. They fly past my armchair from time to time.

Think of it as an opportunity of a lifetime, not just work, Sweet Thang said she would invite you to her little tent where she stays when she visits here, for tea and scones.

I have good cleaning stuff, an angle grinder, chipping hammer, electric leaf blower. and best of all, my trusty sand blaster.

We can have a shopping spree at the Dollar Store and the Express Lane ( our only two local stores), when the house is done.

What do you say ? Please Come.
Tiramisu4u

Nov 29 @ 3:08PM  
I call SHOPPING my ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT TIME......


Where do you think I get my sweet, loving, sunny disposition from??

Skydognc

Nov 29 @ 3:41PM  
ive got crabs.......


I like em too !

my own personal pets !

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