Just for you, and you, and you, too! posted 11/29/2008 8:24:29 PM | 10 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: poem, humour, bloggers

Peabianjay

There once was a blogger named Fender,
Would put your mind through a blender,
You thought you were sane,
'Til you read it again,
Her words are a sanity vendor.

Then Dracula posted his thought,
Dark, brutal, corrupt, demon rot,
From deep down below,
(We don't want to go!)
But somehow amuses a lot!

Marykslooking is, I must admit,
In possession of a wonderful wit,
My personal crush,
She gives me a rush,
I hope my confession don't cause a fit.

And what of Alberta's last joke?
Our humour she likes to stoke,
A pleasure to get,
Her words of wit,
Get high, without needing to toke!

Of Longranger's political rant,
Points out issues irrelevant,
His passion is strong,
Though entirely wrong,
I try, but understand him, I can't.

Of course, I must read Butterfly,
There's no need to ask me why,
Her poems inspire,
With emotional fire,
Brings to me an empassionate sigh.

Oh, and I must mention EternalFlame,
Sweet, charming, and insightful dame,
Her thoughts are wise,
As nice as her thighs,
I want in her mind and her pants just the same!

Which brings me to thinking of luneib,
Her name, I think, rhymes with pork rib,
A cheat for my verse,
But what's gonna be worse,
Is writing this last line...err...she's glib?

Then there's the intellect observed50,
His thoughts are far from thrifty,
His insight is grand,
Giving my thoughts a hand,
Which I think is incredibly nifty!

I must mention Knittenkitten,
For aren't we all totally smitten?
Incredibly sweet,
It is such a treat,
To savour the words she has written.

Kywonder's faith is uplifting,
My heart with her joy, it is singing,
Her focus so pure,
Of one thing I'm sure,
To have her in blogspace is a blessing.

I'll mention execratus sicarius,
Who apparently just missed the bus,
With defenders of fate,
He'll just have to wait,
There's no need to make such a fuss.

Nnyrocksmysocks,
Has a name that totally rocks,
And a mind of a sage,
Denying her age,
That she'd acknowledge me, shocks.

Travelwoman is down to earth,
A woman with infinate worth,
Not for night stand, just one,
(Though that'd be fun)
But to wrap my arms around her girth.

Josuha, I don't know what to think,
His ideas are like a potent drink,
Sometimes they're fun,
Or they goad me to run,
Like a whip, that's frilly and pink.

Bionic_angel, now what can I say?
Better than a roll in the hay,
I am but a hog,
For another blog,
You'll write again soon, I pray!

The sweet & charming, Quarter Acre Gal
Dare I claim to call her "Pal"?
I'm just glad she's here,
Far away, but spiritually near,
I wonder if her real name's, "Val"?

A short note for Scorpiogirl36,
A head & shoulder better than most chicks,
I admire your mind,
A treasure to find,
But, ya know, it'd be nice to see more pics!

I'll choose to omit the name,
Of the girls who's minds are lame,
But to get into her skirt,
Or under her shirt,
Would be a wonderful game.

I must mention the silent Scammer,
"English good be not so grammar,
Am be from USA,
But am stuck so far away."
Don't stand too close, I'll throw a hammer.

For all those wonderful people I've missed,
Please, curb your anger, don't get pissed,
My inspiration runs low,
And it's time to go,
I'll think of you, while I exercise my wrist.

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Disclaimer: The thoughts and ideas presented here are not necessarily those of the blogger. Names haven't been changed, 'cuz no one's innocent. They are my thoughts, roughly, with huge liberties taken simply to make things rhyme.

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