~~~Thanksgiving Divorce~~~ posted 12/1/2008 12:57:03 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke

kywonder

I know that Thanksgiving is over, but I thought this was cute.

Thanksgiving Divorce...

A man in Jacksonville called his son in San Diego the day before
Thanksgiving and said, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell
you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father said.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Denver and tell her."

Frantic, the man called his sister, who exploded on the phone.

"Like heck, they're getting divorced," she shouted, "I'll take care of this,"

She called Jacksonville immediately, and screamed at her father, "You are
NOT getting divorced. Do not do a single thing until I get there. I
am calling my brother back, and we will both be there tomorrow. Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hung up.

The old man hung up his phone and turned to his wife. "Okay," he said,
"They're coming for Thanksgiving and they are paying their own way."

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