And Psycho Was His Name-O posted 12/1/2008 5:38:37 PM | 14 kudos what's this?     report abuse

PsychoMagnet

I start the computer and find that's it's slow. I have anti-virus software. Perhaps it's spyware or adware. I open my main email account and find my usual 10 daily emails letting me know that Viagra now comes in a gel cap. And I wonder what the spammers, the adware, spyware and virus makers did before the invention of the PC? My guess is that they spent their time on the playground sniffing the swing seats. But that's only a guess.

Off to the personals email box where I find yet another young hottie has emailed. She gives me her Yahoo email addy so that I can get to know her better. And of course, what I'll learn is that she'll do God-only-knows-what into a webcam for perverts with a valid credit card. And I wonder; just how much room do I have on my card?

I stagger into the blogs to find everything is normal. Those with hurt feelings are outnumbered about 2-to-1 by those whose sole intend is to hurt those feelings. There is hope for the thin-skinned as skin will eventually thicken when expose to harsh elements long enough. And I wonder if there's hope for the harsh elements? My guess is that they too can change if they experience something at least as traumatic as whatever went wrong during their potty training. But that's only a guess.

I move to a more mainstream site where the bloggers have a really keen grasp of the obvious today. They are the "C&P" bunch: copy and plagiarize. It reminds me of Bluegrass music; a thousand different versions of the same song. That poor soul who got trampled at Walmart may not be a martyr, but he's certainly material for these bloggers. Each blogger asks if I (their friend and humble reader) can believe that fellow got trampled to death by shoppers. And each one scooped the fact that the shoppers became upset when they were later asked to leave. And the bloggers again ask me if I can believe it. And I wonder; how could I not believe it?

Thank you for reading my blog-O.

(My original ending was "Ah, but it's good to be home-O" . . .but I simply had to scrap that)

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