It Doesn't Feel Like it, Does it? posted 12/1/2008 7:27:51 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: christmas, poem, sex

poeticcougar

I mean there is no snow on the ground here and I haven't even worn a winter coat yet. Haven't messed my hair wearing a toque or gotten my tongue stuck to a steel pole. So what is all the fuss?

It doesn't look like Christmas
anywhere I go
the guys are still being "playas"
and the girls are acting like hos.
The pants they wear are skin tight
I wonder how they sit
they try and strut to tease the boys
who really don't give a chit
Their parents are at wits end
they can't yell or ground or spank
when their daughter is out tricking
and their son's pulling his yank
Where did family values go?
Is it too late for them to return?
We took away the prayers and God
so now in Hell we'll burn.
People worship Santa
they forget why it's called Christmas Day
you can keep your flippin I-Pod
I'll take the manger and baby any day
So here's to all of you
who may or may not agree
but my heart was poured out with love
in each gift under my tree.
I thank God for all my friends
and am blessed with my family too
and if you don't like my little poem
well then........F you!

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