In the spirit of Christmas,
I am overcome with a tremendous feeling that I havent known since my youth.
I long for the days of white snow,
the lights sparkling in the town I grew up,
the days when you could enjoy shopping, and buy priceless treasures at woolworths.
How I miss the toboggan on stadium hill......
(no it aint a hat, southerners!) 
Ice skating at the rink to the tune of wipe out!
embedding my racer blades deep inside the idiots who kept falling down!
I miss having to drink beers so fast or it would freeze on you!
The sound of christmas carolers singing happy songs and sounding like they have a cattle prod in their ass...
I miss stealing everyones outdoor lights and popping the bulbs.....
I miss throwing ice balls at passing motorists yelling merry fkn christmas ashole!
I miss plowing through snow banks along driveways with my car to knock all the snow back into their driveway......
I miss fishtailing my car on ice to see if I could knock a pedestrian on their ass with my rear fender..... (no not Fenders rear ! .that would prolly kill them!)
I am so moved this christmas, and feeling so generous..........
I have decided to recapture that wonderful time in my life, by making this christmas a time of giving,,,,,,
so from now until christmas day.........
to all you wanna be writers, assmunches, and downright boring people who think others are really interested in your blogs.......
I am selling all my kudo's daily for 25.00 each!
You must have a paypal account to be eligible.....
Now you,
yes you...... can feel the joy of being popular by getting kudos for yur talents!
and your secret is safe.....
Your kudos will be delivered in a discreet manner......
Just think of the joy....
call your kids and share the excitement that you actually have a kudo attached to a blog!
Merry Fking Christmas to all,
and to all , a good fight!
Now dont y'all feel a tad dumber now, having read this blog?
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poeticcougar
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Dec 2 @ 5:33PM
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I miss fishtailing my car on ice to see if I could knock a pedestrian on their ass with my rear fender..... (no not Fenders rear ! .that would prolly kill them!) It didn't kill me, but it hurt like a sunnamabitch  I HATED winters growing up when you would do that. It wasn't fun, doggy daddy, really it wasn't. Ok but it DID look funny when ya did it to Sweet.......man that litle gal could fly 
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kywonder
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Dec 2 @ 5:35PM
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Sky we don't have snows like they did when I was in high school. And tobogganing down the street and making it so slick that a car could not get up the road was so much fun. Riding a bicycle on packed icy snow, uphill, is too funny as well.
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Skydognc
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Dec 2 @ 5:36PM
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remember the time I really thwacked her, and she went flying right into the tree, and it knocked out all her front teeth!
I dont think I ever laughed so hard in my life!
especialy when CartCart kept singing,
all I want for christmas is a few front teeth!
dayum, those were the days, huh kiddo?
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misschoos
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Dec 2 @ 5:37PM
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I''ve told you before, you can write some really good poetry when you put some more effort into it.
This poem sucks. 
BTW I sent you a cheque for $25 USD for kudos, where are they? 
I might delete you just the once this Christmas....depends...maybe twice. 
That reminds me, you haven't deleted me yet. ..
...Go on, dare you, but I won't add you back EVER. 
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Skydognc
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Dec 2 @ 5:47PM
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yes u will.you luv me and ya know it!
a pome .jus for you !
I once did a girl name choos,
who was really a big ole flooze.
she was saucy indeed
and was really in need.
she'd even do it for a swig of my booze!
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Tunes4u
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Dec 2 @ 6:06PM
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I long for the days of white snow,
Don't you mean Snow White?
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Skydognc
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Dec 2 @ 6:08PM
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she was snow yellow, when I got dun thru with her!
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kattsmeow
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Dec 2 @ 6:42PM
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Come join us where we will be for the next 10 days then. It is going to be around 15 degrees with snow.
I WILL freeze my butt off too!
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ANGRY_MUPPET
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Dec 2 @ 7:36PM
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I am so moved this christmas, and feeling so generous.......... you gotta be chitten me 
embedding my racer blades deep inside the idiots who kept falling down!
now ya be talkin 
I miss plowing through snow banks along driveways with my car to knock all the snow back into their driveway......
ohhh.,this brought tears to my eyes  .,such a wonderful time i had doing this kinda thing.,my first car was a '68 Rambler American.,a real tank 
merry christmas 
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butterfly943
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Dec 2 @ 7:59PM
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Yup I miss riding down the Kentucky Hills on cardboard boxes there were to many of us to have sleds
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fenderchick
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Dec 2 @ 8:48PM
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You know what...I wasn't going to say anything...I'm gonna though.
...I'm gonna ignore what you said about my butt so I can tell you that I still do all those things...If you only loved your favorite daughter enough to visit we could do them together
...And 2 years ago I went sliding on cardboard boxes...It was fun
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Skydognc
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Dec 2 @ 9:05PM
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ummmmmmm Fender..........
she was talkng about sliding in snow........
not falling off the back of a truck!
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mystery2u888
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Dec 16 @ 3:45AM
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whatttttttttt....................I don't think I heard you................
Now step away quietly before I get mad 
tap tap tap........................GRRRRRRRRRRR........
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