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~~~Elderly Road Trip

posted 12/2/2008 7:38:49 PM |
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  kywonder

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.


To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,










'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card


...(Remind you of anyone you know?)

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Comments:
summerbreeze916

Dec 2 @ 7:49PM  
It sure does............
ANGRY_MUPPET

Dec 2 @ 7:53PM  
yup.,just like my dad.,he is just like that .,he woulda reset the mileage computer to see how much "she" cost him in gas for letting the glasses there
butterfly943

Dec 2 @ 7:54PM  
Yup my Mom and Stepdad neither one would admit they were wrong
suthrn_belle

Dec 2 @ 8:00PM  
..sounds just like my grandad...
Jacksonboy

Dec 2 @ 8:32PM  
Sounds like you, Butterfly, Suthern_belle, Butterfly and Summerbreeze to me.
goodgurlgonebad

Dec 2 @ 8:42PM  
Excellent.....I loved it!!!!!

Tammy
scorpiogirl36

Dec 2 @ 9:00PM  
Don't you just love it
pinkypaula2

Dec 2 @ 10:32PM  
goodone kywonder
WouldntItBeGr8To

Dec 3 @ 12:10AM  
...(Remind you of anyone you know?)

Reminds me that we are the same all over these United States
This applies to women, men, whites, blacks, latinos, you name it...we are one funny species!!


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