I must remember the next time I have Port, that it’s to be drunk in moderation by the glass and not by the bottle.
I can’t keep blaming it on forgetting to buy cheese all the time, as I don’t think it would have made the slightest difference.
I only burned two things today when I was cooking lunch, that’s pretty good for me, we had fish and chips.
Someone bought me a special box of chocolates the other day, I have no idea what they are. There’s no point me looking at the insert, the text is too tiny.
I can only see pictures of the chocolates, that I can already see.
I’m hoping that I don’t choose marzipan or some other obscene flavour they put in, because they know there are people like me who eat them.
Life is like marzipan sometimes, obscene...
...but it’s also golden and bittersweet. 
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