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~~~~Kentucky Girls~~~~

posted 12/6/2008 3:32:03 PM |
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  kywonder

Three men were sitting together bragging about
how they had given their new wives duties.


The first man had married a woman from
Illinois and had told
her that she was going to

do the dishes and house cleaning.

It took a
couple of days, but

on the third day he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man had married a woman from

Iowa. He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house
was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a
huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married a beautiful girl from
Kentucky.

He told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day
he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third
day some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his
left eye,

enough to fix himself a sandwich and
load the dishwasher. ...

moral of the story...
Don't mess with Kentucky Girls!!


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Comments:
scorpiogirl36

Dec 6 @ 4:02PM  
moral of the story...
Don't mess with Kentucky Girls!!
Can I add ...don't mess with MA girls either
Etowah

Dec 6 @ 4:12PM  
Yep, I heard that all Kentucky belles want to do is horse around.
suthrn_belle

Dec 6 @ 4:13PM  
but by the third
day some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his
left eye,

enough to fix himself a sandwich and
load the dishwasher. ...[QUOTE]


pinkypaula2

Dec 6 @ 7:08PM  
summerbreeze916

Dec 6 @ 9:22PM  
Too funny!
IamTrinity

Dec 6 @ 10:30PM  
Gee, that's all it takes to get the attention of a Kentucky girl? I'll try to remember that for future reference.
MrPaul

Dec 6 @ 11:40PM  
A kudo for you, Ps I here Ga and Sc girls can hold there own to.. ..................all I can say is yes mam right away mam
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