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jimnastics1

Congratulations to Donald Trump
Satire from The Borowitz Report

By Andy Borowitz

Trump Breaks World Record for Unconstitutional Travel Bans

In an official statement announcing the new world record,
t...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 16, 2017 4:27PM

jimnastics1

No pay for work done. Sad !
As promised, here is the brand newest Borowitz Report.

Satire from the Borowitz Report

MIDDLE-SCHOOLER WHO WROTE G.O.P. HEALTH-CARE BILL CLAIMS HE HAS NOT BEEN PAID

By Andy Bor...More...
2 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2017 11:09PM

jimnastics1

The land of opportunity...... for slaves ??? Slaves = immigrants ??
Perhaps you may have heard about the unqualified new chairman of HUD, Ben Carson ??
You know, the Trump appointee, who thinks Egyptian pyramids were grain silos.

Well, Ben gave a speech...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2017 11:10PM

jimnastics1

Obama responds to Trump's allegations
As promised, the brand newest Borowitz Report.
Andy gives us another timely piece of satire with some central ironic truth
intertwined.
Satire from The Borowitz Report....More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2017 8:00PM

jimnastics1

Trump orders all the White House phones to be covered in tin foil.

As promised, the newest Borowitz report and it's a hilarious one !

Satire from the Borowitz Report

TRUMP ORDERS ALL WHITE HOUSE PHONES COVERED IN TIN FOIL
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7 comments | 7 kudos | posted Mar 4, 2017 1:57PM

jimnastics1

Sessions forced to resign
As promised, the brand newest Borowitz Report.
Andy gives us a timely one moments ago .
Satire from THE BOROWITZ REPORT

PUTIN DEMANDS SESSIONS RESIGN FROM RUS...More...
5 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2017 4:10PM

jimnastics1

Starting the day off with some humor.
Good morning everyone.

As promised here is the brand newest Borowitz Report .

SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT

TRUMP BIDS BEN CARSON FAREWELL UNTIL NEXT BLACK HI...More...
0 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2017 7:43AM

jimnastics1

"Finally some good news !"
As promised, here is the newest Borowitz Report.
Satire from the Borowitz Report

AMERICANS OVERWHELMINGLY SAY LIVES HAVE IMPROVED SINCE KELLYANNE CONWAY WENT AWAY

By ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2017 7:26PM

jimnastics1

Hurray !!
A new one !
I can sense the excitement.

Satire from the Borowitz Report

F.B.I. TO SPECIAL-ORDER A PAIR OF TINY HANDCUFFS

By Andy Borowitz February 15, 2017
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1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Feb 15, 2017 8:03PM

jimnastics1

I am hoping no one on here is too dumb to get this one.
Betsy isn't on here, is she ?

Since several nitwits have whined
about me copying & pasting Borowitz's column
in The New Yorker, I've decided to 'double down'.

That's rig...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2017 9:36PM

jimnastics1

Trump treated very badly....by US Constitution.

Satire from the Borowitz Report;

TRUMP SAYS HE HAS BEEN TREATED VERY UNFAIRLY BY PEOPLE WHO WROTE CONSTITUTION


By Andy Borowitz February 10, 2017
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz ...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2017 4:36PM

jimnastics1

Trump attacks media as not covering the important stories
Satire from The Borowitz Report

TRUMP ACCUSES MEDIA OF NOT REPORTING VOICES HE HEARS IN HEAD

By Andy Borowitz February 7, 2017

TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering attack...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 7, 2017 9:44PM

SimplyImp

Only in Canada
One indicator of a good sense of humour is the ability to laugh at oneself and one's nationality. Canadians, generally, are self-deprecatory and love to play up some of the things that are unique to u...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2017 10:19PM

jimnastics1

Trump on Frederick Douglass
First a little background on the topic; [URL=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/02/02/trump-implied-frederick-douglass-was-alive-the-abolitionists-family-offered-a-history-lesson...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 3, 2017 7:58PM

jimnastics1

Trump Enraged by Mexican President
Satire from The Borowitz Report

By Andy Borowitz 10:48 A.M.


MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s personal war with Mexico escalated further
on Friday after Mexic...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2017 2:29PM

firstwatchlawman

Tomorrow is Epic: THE CORONATION!

MAKING THE UK GREAT AGAIN!!
All in fun, as I am a proud patriotic DEPLORABLE! But actually, there is some resemblance, can't deny that !

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/im...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2017 6:06PM

jimnastics1

In response to Trump's childish tirade against Meryl Streep

If you are not totally familiar with the background prior to the article below,
or Meryl Streep's speech last night, or Trump's twitter tirade,
you can read about it by [URL=http://www.cnn.com/201...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2017 10:29PM

SimplyImp

Holiday Ha Ha's
Christmas morning was wonderfully relaxing. I made my pot of la la lemon black tea, as usual, wrapped in my new full length bathrobe, enjoying the sunrise and bright sunshine of the day. I turned on m...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2016 11:36PM

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