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teacuppoms

A funny odie....


"Bacardi Breezers"

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
breezers.

In...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 18, 2009 4:14PM

bluewind37

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was o...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2009 8:46PM

CHARLIgurl1

Men.. cant help but love em!

Every morning, just before Gregg leaves for work, he asks me if theres anything I'd like brought home in the way of shopping.

Last Friday was no exception.

I thought for a moment, then told hi...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 25, 2009 12:35PM

kywonder

~~~~Living in 2009~~~~
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009

when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 22, 2009 6:23PM

teacuppoms

funeral procession
THE FUNERAL PROCESSION Oct 21, '09 2:51 PM
for everyone

Need a good hump day break???Take one and have yourself a good laugh.Just don't mess up your keyboard cause I almost did when I read...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 21, 2009 4:04PM

kywonder

~~~Earl & Bubba~~~
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,

chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,

"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to

me in over 2 months."...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 20, 2009 2:37PM

kywonder

~~~How We Raise Our Kids In KY~~~
This was sent to me today by a real good friend I used to work with. I had to share it. Having 4 brothers, an ex husband, and several nephews made me realize that perhaps kids could answer this test ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 8, 2009 1:44PM

CHARLIgurl1

Funny pooch
Youtube is full of funny videos of animals and kids, people are always ever delighted in them.

Last February, whilst my father was knocking a door in a wall, and my mother and I were trying to keep...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 2:45PM

kywonder

~~~~~~DIET~~~~~~~
This was sent to me and having gained a few pounds I need to lose, I found it amusing. No offense is intended, as I found myself in many of the sentences.
Diet

A diet i...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 19, 2009 10:15AM

albertafire

FUNNY FOR THE WEEK !!!!
I just had to share this ROTFLMBO !!!!!!!

Actual Boston District Court Docket 12659

Case of the Pregnant Lady:

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bu...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 30, 2009 1:45AM

kywonder

~~~Birth Order of Children~~~
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as
your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 13, 2009 10:14PM

iglooo101

Husband installation...
Husband installation...

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed
a distinct slowd...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 11, 2009 8:20PM

kywonder

~~~Chatting With Children~~~
This is just too cute. Enjoy

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the ma...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 10, 2009 12:20AM

kywonder

~~~Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh~~~
This is just too cute. Enjoy.

Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh:
His dizzy aunt --------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 3, 2009 4:05PM

kywonder

~~~Never Argue With A Woman~~~
Thanks to Madame Butterfly, Lynn for this joke.

Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and de...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 3, 2009 2:29PM

Taxme

Blog for shameless attention :)
Hey there! I'm just going to post this blog so I show up on a search so random people will read it and then hopefully click my profile because it will intrigue them so much that someone would do somet...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 29, 2009 4:52AM

Tiramisu4u

..............THIS SOOO CWACKED ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........................
.....My daughter sent this to me today...still laughing, and had to share...

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.

The husband, although very much in love, couldn...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 10, 2009 12:08PM

kywonder

~~~Southern Women~~~
Southern Women

Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick

Southern women know ev...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 3, 2009 10:56PM

gunn12fan

The Human Body Facts

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thig...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 2:35PM

IB4U

Definitions


Definitions
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These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

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Definitions
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2009 6:03PM

 

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