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jimnastics1

"Finally some good news !"
As promised, here is the newest Borowitz Report.
Satire from the Borowitz Report

AMERICANS OVERWHELMINGLY SAY LIVES HAVE IMPROVED SINCE KELLYANNE CONWAY WENT AWAY

By ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2017 7:26PM

jimnastics1

Hurray !!
A new one !
I can sense the excitement.

Satire from the Borowitz Report

F.B.I. TO SPECIAL-ORDER A PAIR OF TINY HANDCUFFS

By Andy Borowitz February 15, 2017
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1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Feb 15, 2017 8:03PM

jimnastics1

I am hoping no one on here is too dumb to get this one.
Betsy isn't on here, is she ?

Since several nitwits have whined
about me copying & pasting Borowitz's column
in The New Yorker, I've decided to 'double down'.

That's rig...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2017 9:36PM

jimnastics1

Trump treated very badly....by US Constitution.

Satire from the Borowitz Report;

TRUMP SAYS HE HAS BEEN TREATED VERY UNFAIRLY BY PEOPLE WHO WROTE CONSTITUTION


By Andy Borowitz February 10, 2017
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz ...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2017 4:36PM

jimnastics1

Trump attacks media as not covering the important stories
Satire from The Borowitz Report

TRUMP ACCUSES MEDIA OF NOT REPORTING VOICES HE HEARS IN HEAD

By Andy Borowitz February 7, 2017

TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering attack...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 7, 2017 9:44PM

SimplyImp

Only in Canada
One indicator of a good sense of humour is the ability to laugh at oneself and one's nationality. Canadians, generally, are self-deprecatory and love to play up some of the things that are unique to u...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2017 10:19PM

jimnastics1

Trump on Frederick Douglass
First a little background on the topic; [URL=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/02/02/trump-implied-frederick-douglass-was-alive-the-abolitionists-family-offered-a-history-lesson...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 3, 2017 7:58PM

jimnastics1

Trump Enraged by Mexican President
Satire from The Borowitz Report

By Andy Borowitz 10:48 A.M.


MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s personal war with Mexico escalated further
on Friday after Mexic...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2017 2:29PM

firstwatchlawman

Tomorrow is Epic: THE CORONATION!

MAKING THE UK GREAT AGAIN!!
All in fun, as I am a proud patriotic DEPLORABLE! But actually, there is some resemblance, can't deny that !

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/im...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2017 6:06PM

jimnastics1

In response to Trump's childish tirade against Meryl Streep

If you are not totally familiar with the background prior to the article below,
or Meryl Streep's speech last night, or Trump's twitter tirade,
you can read about it by [URL=http://www.cnn.com/201...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2017 10:29PM

SimplyImp

Holiday Ha Ha's
Christmas morning was wonderfully relaxing. I made my pot of la la lemon black tea, as usual, wrapped in my new full length bathrobe, enjoying the sunrise and bright sunshine of the day. I turned on m...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2016 11:36PM

jimnastics1

President Obama sign new crucial Executive Order

Satire from the Borowitz Report

Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring President of United States to Be Taxpayer

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling his action “long overdu...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 9, 2016 5:22PM

jimnastics1

Rough
This Sunday I was back at the flea market selling natural gemstone jewelry to women.

While most of the buyers were women either alone or with one or 2 other women,
there were a few couples too. ...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2016 8:00PM

Winglets

About that Wall

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Humpty Trumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall;
All the egg's horses and all th...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2016 2:36AM

SimplyImp

Chilly Willy
With the advent of the colder temperatures, I find my condo quite chilly, despite the thermostat having been turned up for quite some time. I realize this is partially due to the single paned windows ...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 25, 2016 1:50PM

jimnastics1

About last night.
Still being a bit drained from weekend activities, I fell asleep early last night
and missed out on watching Colbert.

Thank goodness for Youtube !

Check out this hilariou...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 22, 2016 12:51PM

jimnastics1

Trump to give out jobs to unskilled white males

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Fulfilling a promise that was a hallmark of his campaign,
President-elect Donald J. Trump said on Thursday that on Day One of his Administration
he would ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 10, 2016 9:11PM

SimplyImp

Trump Gets STOMPED For Whining About President Obama Using Air Force One
According to his own campaign, Donald Trump's access to his twitter account has been limited by his aides. Like any 10 year old uncontrollable child, parental controls have been put in place in order ...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Nov 6, 2016 10:21PM

jimnastics1

Comey Praises FBI agents who had to touch Weiner's computer (Borowitz)
This satire (didn't actually happen)
is from Andy Borowitz and should be considered totally bipartisan.
Borowitz Report

Comey Praises Brave F.B.I. Agents Who Had to Touch An...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 1, 2016 12:35PM

jimnastics1

Just to enure that you have a happier Halloween

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2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 31, 2016 12:22PM

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