San_Diego_Donald

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The 12-Inch Man
One evening a drunk walks into a bar, sits down and happens to notice a 12-inch tall man standing a few feet away from him. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him: "What the hell is that?"
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posted Mar 4, 2009 5:03PM
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MsLani

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A Timely Tale - The IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an ...More...
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posted Apr 2, 2008 3:19PM
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hawkeye1954

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GENIE IN A LAMP
If we found a magic lamp and rubbed it...a genie would appear and give us three wishes..lets see now..what should I wish for?..would it be for true love?..nahhh!!..millions of $$$...nahhh!!..ohh ...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2008 9:07PM
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geniekitten

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To all my friends..
I know that I have not been on here for a few.. So before I have to return to work to night and yes Christmas night, here is my wish for all of my very dear & special friends here on MD.
Merry C...More...
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posted Dec 24, 2007 5:29PM
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geniekitten

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Calling all pirates and wenches
Captain Sugar and myself (Genie) are about to leave on an adventure on the open seas. So if ye all would like to have a little fun on de open seas please at this time report to Captain Sugar's blog an...More...
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posted Sep 26, 2007 10:38AM
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geniekitten

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A COWBOY AND A GENIE....
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a...More...
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posted Jun 6, 2007 11:44AM
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geniekitten

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I Granted A Wish
A poor,old woman sat there on her rocking chair on her porch,reflecting back on her long life. She then spots something on the garden path.She hobbles over to it bends down and groans in pain from a s...More...
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posted May 31, 2007 10:10PM
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geniekitten

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I am A Genie
I am the Genie of all Genie's and you have opened my bottle and I and entitled to grant you 3 wishes.Only 3 use them wisely.....
**** Disclaimer**** This is a joke.... not all wishes will come true...More...
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posted May 26, 2007 9:15PM
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