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San_Diego_Donald

The 12-Inch Man
One evening a drunk walks into a bar, sits down and happens to notice a 12-inch tall man standing a few feet away from him. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him: "What the hell is that?"

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5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 4, 2009 5:03PM

MsLani

A Timely Tale - The IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last,
when all of a sudden he sees an ...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Apr 2, 2008 3:19PM

hawkeye1954

GENIE IN A LAMP

If we found a magic lamp and rubbed it...a genie would appear and give us three wishes..lets see now..what should I wish for?..would it be for true love?..nahhh!!..millions of $$$...nahhh!!..ohh ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2008 9:07PM

geniekitten

To all my friends..
I know that I have not been on here for a few.. So before I have to return to work to night and yes Christmas night, here is my wish for all of my very dear & special friends here on MD.

Merry C...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 24, 2007 5:29PM

geniekitten

Calling all pirates and wenches
Captain Sugar and myself (Genie) are about to leave on an adventure on the open seas. So if ye all would like to have a little fun on de open seas please at this time report to Captain Sugar's blog an...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2007 10:38AM

geniekitten

A COWBOY AND A GENIE....
A modern day cowboy has spent many days
crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,certain that he has
breathed his last, when all of a...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 6, 2007 11:44AM

geniekitten

A Mad Genie and 3 Bad Mice........
A man walking down the beach sees an old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed-off genie emerges. She says, "normally I gra...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2007 8:04PM

geniekitten

I Granted A Wish
A poor,old woman sat there on her rocking chair on her porch,reflecting back on her long life. She then spots something on the garden path.She hobbles over to it bends down and groans in pain from a s...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 31, 2007 10:10PM

geniekitten

I am A Genie
I am the Genie of all Genie's and you have opened my bottle and I and entitled to grant you 3 wishes.Only 3 use them wisely.....

**** Disclaimer**** This is a joke.... not all wishes will come true...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 26, 2007 9:15PM

 

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