chatillion
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Crack is whack...
All last week I was trying to get the paint shop to finish my daughters kitchen. They were working on two other jobs in gloss white and didn't want to switch colors in the spray booth. I understand, b...More...
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posted Mar 30, 2009 8:50PM
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JATC
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ZAP
My long time rancher-friend sent this to me. I have no idea if this was something he experienced (and I do not intend to ask him); or if the poor person who experienced it just decided to share it wi...More...
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posted Mar 30, 2009 12:51PM
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pinkypaula2
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THE HUMAN BODY
IT TAKES FOOD SEVEN SECONDS TO GET FROM YOUR MOUTH TO YOUR STOMACH 
ONE HUMAN HAIR CAN SUPPORT 3 KG {6.6 1B} 
THE AVERAGE MANS PENIS IS THREE TRIMES THE LENGTH OF HIS T...More...
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posted Mar 28, 2009 11:11AM
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IB4U
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NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
Well specially if she’s the cooker in your home…
Cause they are normally right….
A last but not least, know in advance they will win…..
Here’s a good example...More...
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posted Mar 25, 2009 9:01PM
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kywonder
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~~~How Blonde Is She???~~~
I had blonde hair once upon a time when I was a little girl. Wonder what happened to it?
She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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posted Mar 25, 2009 12:43AM
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chatillion
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Operators are standing by...
I have one word to describe this. Bullshit. Really, it's bullshit. Operators don't stand by. They sit in cubicles at consoles and type (or write) information and often wear headsets. They DON'T...More...
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posted Mar 24, 2009 12:19PM
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summerbreeze916
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I NEED SOME!
I need some. I want some. I am here to tell you, I need and want some right now! I really do. I haven't had any for four days! I am craving it so badly.....I can almost t...More...
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posted Mar 23, 2009 8:47PM
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kywonder
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Girlie Wisdom
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills.. she has 14 kids but doesn't really care..
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a ...More...
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posted Mar 23, 2009 9:17AM
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pinkypaula2
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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
1. thats not right---------------sum ting wong
2. are you harboring a fugitive-----------hu yu hai ding
.3. see me asap----------kum hai
4. stupid man---------------------dum fuk
5. small ...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2009 12:36PM
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srs2001
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Words Women Use
Words Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half...More...
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posted Mar 21, 2009 4:22AM
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chatillion
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Wiping out the National Deficit...
Our National Deficit is staggering. Everyone has a plan. Obama thinks he can get us out of this mess in two years. The experts say it's impossible. But all the experts disagree on the way to do it. I ...More...
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posted Mar 20, 2009 5:22PM
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IB4U
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The Top 4 Adult Jokes
The Top 4 Adult Jokes
Here are four pieces of humor or at least attempts at humor..... 
I know they are adult humor..... 
But we are all adults right  
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posted Mar 19, 2009 7:57PM
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