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IB4U

Tales Of The N.H.S. (The UK’s National Health Service)
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Tales Of The N.H.S.
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(The UK’s National Health Service)
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A & E is accidents and emergencies
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Tales Of The N.H.S.
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1. A man dashes into the A&E dept. And yells . . .'M...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2009 7:51PM

chatillion

Happy 'hump-day' and what do you mean it's Thursday already?
I'm back to working 7 days a week and my days sometimes get mixed up. Here it is Thursday and I seem to have missed Wednesday. I scheduled the demolition crew to start Tuesday on my daughters house re...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2009 12:25PM

kywonder

~~~Ain't It The Truth~~~
*_ROMANCE MATHEMATICS_*

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2009 6:19AM

chatillion

Hey you little pis-sant... get outta my way !
Dear diary, what's up with BMW drivers? Do they take mandatory asshole driving classes or are they assholes to begin with. It never ceases to fail me when I'm doing 90 miles an hour in a 65mph zone th...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2009 6:39PM

kywonder

~~~Four Worms~~~
Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned
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A minister decided that a visual
demonstration would add emphasis ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 11, 2009 3:20PM

chatillion

Monkey Brains...
I was going to blog about chicken, but monkey brains seems to be a catchier subject. What started me on monkey brains? The move Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Indiana and Willie Scott were invi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2009 12:36PM

maggiemae684

....let's see now....
....how many people can I upset with one little blog....

Politically Correct....heyull I am working at being a redneck woman here....I am lucky to be politically polite....strum those dueling banjo...More...
10 comments | 9 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2009 8:41AM

chatillion

The Moon followed me home tonight...
I left the woodshop just before 8:30 tonight... we had one cabinetmaker stay late to make some custom oak door jambs. The reason he needed to be there after hours is to make some special cuts in the w...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Feb 10, 2009 10:46PM

SpiritOrnery

Um, I am having a fight with....
...Myself.

Beep...

Geez, I hate this. Why does that crap happen to me? Can you fix it, PLEASE? Or fix my reaction to it? Ok, alRIGHT! I will go see to it MYSELF!

Yeah, you better

Sh...More...
11 comments | 7 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2009 10:45PM

missliss78

Blog, blog, blog......
Blog, bloggerann~
Blog, blog, blog, blog, bloggerann.....

Oh blogger-annnnnnnn......

Sorry, excuse me. Did you manage to get that tune?
Nah? Well, it's just me being silly.

Seems the blogs ...More...
25 comments | 9 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2009 9:38PM

chatillion

OK, so I snore...
Most people do.
Many years ago my wife told me I snored.
She said it was as loud as a Lion!
I said... "Impossible"
Now, I do recall snoring once so loudly that I woke myself up.
It was the time I...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2009 8:53PM

kywonder

~~Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South~~
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about
their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to coug...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2009 7:51PM

KnittinKitten

THE JOY OF BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT - humor
This is just in from one of my "Humor Gurus"...Why should I take the time to "think things like this up?" Obviously SOMEONE does a better job than I can do.... Someone by the name of "anonym...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2009 4:14PM

summerbreeze916

No Offense, Please!
This is a joke that I received this morning. It tickled my funny bone. It is not meant to offend anybody. If it does, I apologize in advance. If you have already seen this joke, I also apologize. ...More...
7 comments | 8 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2009 5:43PM

Etowah

There is Good News In Everything (a true story)
The Bad News is that for the past eight years, it has seemed impossible for me to get the spiders out of my house.

The Good News is that absolutely no other pests will come in my hou...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2009 10:55AM

kywonder

~~~~You Gotta Love A Good Nurse~~~~
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2009 10:50AM

sybnann

Underwear Drying
Years ago whenever I could I enjoyed hanging up my laundry outside as I am sure many do. One particular time I had washed a load of underwear and hung them up to dry.

When they WERE dry, I, of c...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 4, 2009 11:59PM

kywonder

~~~~Good Ol Italians~~~~
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

I'm Italian and ...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 4, 2009 6:51AM

pinkypaula2

ASTROLOGY WITH A TWIST OF HUMOR
ok we will start with my sign gemini

GEMINI/TWINS
does this mean i have a twin somewhere
mean i have a soulmate twin

ARIES/RAM
maybe could mean born to late
would like t...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 3, 2009 9:31PM

chatillion

Happy birthday Doctor Hiney-Lick...
That's right, Doctor Henry Heimlich turned 89 years old today. The man who originated the anti-choking procedure known as the "Heimlich maneuver"
Yes.. to you, it's known as the "Heimlich maneuver" p...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 3, 2009 7:25AM

 

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