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chatillion

Something is really wrong here...
Would you expect Barack Obama to show up at the Inauguration wearing high-top sneakers? Of course not. Maybe the thought of Robin Hood wearing penny loafers would disturb you? It would me. Perhaps the...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2009 6:43AM

Etowah

A Brief Glimpse Into a Room Full of Traitors
Did you notice the ads for dating site that promises to link women with wealthy men? Like wealthy men needed to go on the internet personals? I have decided that my own path to economic secur...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2009 7:42AM

Etowah

It Was a Three Dog Night!
Never, ever, again will I live in a house that does not have a wood-burning stove! This is the first one, I ever owned that didn't. The previous owners took out the stove and covered up the f...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 16, 2009 10:40AM

Etowah

Questions I Will Ask When I Get to Heaven
An original essay by Bubba of Talking Rock

1. Why did you create lawyers?

2. Or did the horned guy downstairs create lawyers?

3. Or are lawyers earthly manifestations of the horned guy downs...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2009 10:45PM

chatillion

Ten Questions Never to Ask on a Job Interview...
With all the layoffs and high unemployment, it's important to look (and sound) your best when going to a job interview. In a yahoo story today a professional writer (see link and credits below) listed...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2009 8:34PM

IB4U

Date rape warning [shoe is on other foot..!] ATTENTION ALL MEN
Date rape warning
ATTENTION ALL MEN
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The Following is a Public Service Announcement

Please become aware of all of the f...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2009 7:58PM

SpiritOrnery

The Dog and the Deer
I have an ongoing 'war' going on with the deer in my neighborhood. I have woods wrapped around two sides of my home which is very nice and private. The draw back is, I have four legged neighbors. Thes...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2009 1:45PM

JackfromtheBox

PMS
It’s time to talk about something that only a man can tell you women. You will never hear this from another woman. You girls own this like it’s your inheritance. You embrace it like it is your right. ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 14, 2009 12:20PM

IB4U

Stupidest Product Warnings Ever:
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Stupidest Product Warnings Ever:
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I hope you enjoy this bit of humor
It shows how much thought really
goes into our lableing..
Enjoy
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Stupidest Product Warnings Ever:
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12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2009 2:31PM

IB4U

Union Rules & Hookers--
Before you read this.
Ask yourself are you Pro Union
or Anti Union ?...
It's a simple Question? ...right


Union Rules & Hookers--

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2009 9:59AM

Etowah

Traditional Recipe for Gourmet Baked Possum and Taters
Gourmet Possum and Taters Cook-off Contest

Up to now yuppie womenz were looking for the man, who made the most money. During the Great Depression of 2009, smart womenz will go back to good ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2009 6:18PM

chatillion

Workin' on the railroad...
A small-time railroad company in the South was being pressured by the Federal Government to hire minority women in key positions.
On advise from their attorney, a classified ad went out in the local ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2009 9:42AM

jayej

The Barbarians Arrived Yesterday
I was surrounded by them I tell you.
Mayhem and chaos ensued. The chickens were traumatized, the forest trees shuttered, the house was thrashed, the dog had to fight for his prize bone (elk leg), th...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2009 7:45AM

IB4U

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS (FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY)
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS
(Actual writings from hospital charts)
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at ...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2009 4:44PM

chatillion

Woo Me Dancing...
I wanna learn to dance like the WooMe 'karate chopping' Pumpkin Head dancer. After I learn those steps, I'll move on to the leisure suit 'shimmy-shimmy' unison swing dance steps. Woo me, way cool...
...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2009 8:50AM

wordsenchanting

Toilet training a toilet
It seems that the world has somehow gone awry beneath our very seats. I am at enmity with a toilet. It is a very personal conflict I find myself involved in like some war fought on all familiar but ...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 7, 2009 3:15AM

Etowah

Hickory Nut Oil - A Future Industry for America?
Umm-m-m! Post Grape Nuts . . . remind me of the taste of roasted, wild hickory nuts! That was a famous ad line that was branded into the heads of a generation of children. The expert ...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 6, 2009 5:14PM

jamie63

Phone call from Mom
As I was driving to work on Tuesday my cell rang and it was my mom. She says "Question" and I teased her back and said "Answer". She was just as serious as she could be when she said "What is...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 1, 2009 10:32AM

albertafire

MERRY CHRISTMAS !! PART 2
PART 2 !!
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l
broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I
ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplo...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 24, 2008 8:47PM

albertafire

MERRY CHRISTMAS !! PART 1
Here's a little something that I came across. Might be appropriate!

We moved to Oregon in November and it was beautiful..
Then December came..

December 8: 6:00 PM. It sta...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2008 8:42PM

 

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