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Etowah

Things I Have Learned On Match Doctor Blogs by Forrest Gump
It has been raining for eight days straight here in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Normally, you wouldn't see me near a computer on a Saturday afternoon - I would be out in the wilderness with my ca...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 20, 2008 3:40PM

Etowah

Difference Between the American Ogre and American Idol Contests
A Match Doctor member emailed me a question. He wanted to know what the American Idol contest is. I will explain the best I can, because few people know about this TV program.

Well ...More...
4 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 19, 2008 3:22PM

chatillion

My coworker Panda...
She's there when I get to work in the morning. She hangs around usually every morning. When all the workers have their questions answered and materials arrive, Panda usually disappears. Sometimes, she...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 19, 2008 9:51AM

Etowah

Winter Solstice: The Day the Horned Serpent Done Got Thrown into the Pit
No one likes a self-absorbed, woe-is-me, intelechewal, or serious blog, so today I will start out with a little humor. Blogs are a good thing. I woke up this morning thinking it was Th...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Dec 19, 2008 9:17AM

IB4U

The Stolen Car Mystery
STOLEN CAR
This blog was posted and no one went to jail
And is not meant to reflect on any person or
persons living or dead….No facts have been
checked…and all names are being withheld.

...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 18, 2008 3:08PM

Etowah

Shouldn't Say Bad Thangs About Profeshunul Righters
Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen,

My name is Percy Beauregard Smith. I am new to Match Doctor and looking for a hot young woman to replace my old lady, who ran off with Alzheimer's patient at t...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Dec 17, 2008 11:52AM

Etowah

Slanderous Remarks Were Made that Offends Us Working Canines!
On behalf of Canine Self-defense League, I would like to point out some major inaccuracies in the statements made in a recent blog. Real dogs (not the foo foo types) have jobs to do. They are...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2008 10:12PM

VaPeppermintPatti

Blogging's NEW Low...Scatology of Sorts
Blogging's NEW Low....Scatology of Sorts

I find it absolutely amazing what people find "appropriate" for discussion in their blogs. It appears that everything from bashing ex-spouses/significant o...More...
1 comment | 17 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2008 6:57PM

Etowah

Tropical Passion at the Hotel Grande del Sol - Merida, edo. de Yucatan
Senora Soto had been worried about me for some time. Her surragate Gringo son was about to turn 21 and he neither went to brothels, nor drank hard liquor. She finally decided that since I was ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 16, 2008 8:22AM

kywonder

~~~What I Want In A Man~~~
As Years Go By....

Original List :

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Wit...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2008 8:03AM

IB4U

“The Benefits of being over fifty”
“The Benefits of being over fifty”

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.

Don't laugh.... It is all true...

Perks of reaching 50


01. Kidnappers are not very...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 15, 2008 8:36PM

Etowah

Urgent Message from Prince Tuckabachee, Executive VP
Urgent Message

My name is Prince Tuckabachee, Executive Vice President of the Nigerian Royal Petroleum Bank, Inc. of Stratford-On-Avon, UK. It has come to my attention that certain people...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 15, 2008 8:16PM

chatillion

Dickey do...
I used to work with a guy who had a shirt that read: Dickey Do... my belly sticks out more than my dickey do. He had a pot belly and it always got some laughs when he came to work wearing that ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2008 7:44PM

kywonder

~~~~The Buttocks~~~~
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they
couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was
too skinny. S...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2008 9:14AM

Etowah

Tornadoes in December? Mother Nature must be hitting the eggnog!
Well, two days ago our ground was frozen and it was 21 degrees. This morning it is 65 and the US Weather Service has issued a tornado watch. The skies are awfully black out there. Massive clouds c...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2008 7:52AM

kywonder

~~~Kids In Christ~~~
My sister sent me this story today. I ran a check on it to see if I could find out who wrote it in the beginning. I did not find who wrote it, but I did find a site where someone else posted it as wel...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 9, 2008 7:46PM

Etowah

Interracial Dating . . . Will This Relationship Work?
It all started out innocently enough.

I was up in the rugged Unaka Mountains between North Carolina and Tennessee . . .studying ancient fieldstone ruins, which I suspected were the v...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2008 6:29PM

IB4U

HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY !
Happy Mental Health Day!!
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want
them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all
they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients i...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2008 12:20PM

kywonder

~~Testing Your Ability to Figure Things Out~~
Thanks to Butterfly943 for this little joke here.

These are pretty clever. Try to resist moving quickly.
Look at each picture, try to determine what it represents. I will paste the answers at t...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 7, 2008 8:30PM

kywonder

~~~Forrest Gump Explains Mortgage Backed Securities~~~


Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds. Their criminal buddies at Standard & P...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 7, 2008 11:56AM

 

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