kywonder
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A Very Faithful Woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who w...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2008 7:00PM
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Jeans101
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What I Learned From Ike
This was sent to me via email and found it funny, yet accurate..lol After spending 11 days without electricity, thanks to dear IKE, I think I have the right to make jokes about it.
1. Coffee and f...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2008 5:20PM
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chatillion
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Bailout Plan...
I'm doing some Project Management work for a renovation contractor in the Florida Keys. We are fixing kitchen cabinets. Many of these kitchens are 10-15 years old and our job is to: remove the old doo...More...
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posted Sep 28, 2008 10:49AM
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kywonder
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Beware of fishing!!!
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the
dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and
proceeded to back out into a torrential...More...
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posted Sep 27, 2008 8:52PM
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chevymn
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LOVE, SEX, MONEY and ARGUMENTS??????
After looking at profiles for ten months on here I've noticed one thing almost everyone seems to be looking for, LOVE. Well after looking at my past experiences with LOVE and the trouble it's got me i...More...
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posted Sep 24, 2008 11:42AM
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kywonder
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Raising Children
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,...More...
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posted Sep 23, 2008 11:51PM
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IB4U
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A FEW RIDDLES TO MAKE YOU THINK
A FEW RIDDLES TO MAKE YOU THINK
Just a few little riddles with answers that I ran across
I hope that you enjoy them. Its just for fun
Come on now no cheating, LOL
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posted Sep 22, 2008 9:36PM
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kywonder
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The Diary of a Snow Shoveler
This so is how I feel after a winter of snowstorms. Enjoy!!
The Diary of a Snow Shoveler
December 8
6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our ...More...
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posted Sep 22, 2008 6:47PM
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kywonder
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Pecans in the cemetery
PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
> On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and
sat down by t...More...
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posted Sep 20, 2008 9:07AM
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kywonder
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Hot Air Balloon
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posted Sep 20, 2008 9:03AM
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wolfmist
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Teenagers... whatcha gonna do?
Doncha love teens? I got home from my daughter's auditinons for the school play and found the bathroom full of bloody tissues. They were everywhere. Looked like someone slashed off a pinkie or somethi...More...
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posted Sep 18, 2008 10:40PM
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kywonder
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To All Pet Owners
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
other dishes are mine and contain m...More...
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posted Sep 18, 2008 9:32AM
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kywonder
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A Letter to Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville ...More...
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posted Sep 18, 2008 9:30AM
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PrettyGreenEyes578
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One Woman's Workout
Choosing a workout option is not always an easy thing to do.
I found this in my email today. I am not sure who the original writer is, but if it causes anyone a good laugh, then my intention has...More...
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posted Sep 17, 2008 6:00PM
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