kywonder
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Senior Moment # 2
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25
year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that
after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms,
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posted Sep 14, 2008 11:25PM
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kywonder
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The Little Pigs
----------- A teacher was reading the
story of the Three Little Pigs to her class
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying
to gather------ the building materials for
his...More...
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posted Sep 14, 2008 11:11PM
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wolfmist
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Get away from my deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alic...More...
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posted Sep 12, 2008 9:37PM
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JATC
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Angels
Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows. --Jack, 6 yrs old
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posted Sep 12, 2008 8:46PM
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chatillion
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Fighting: The Head Butt...
I never understood the use of one's head in fighting. What's the purpose of hitting another person on the forehead... with your forehead?
If you're evenly matched (his head is just as hard as yours) ...More...
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posted Sep 12, 2008 7:32AM
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JATC
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The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Has everybody already seen whats flying around the internet...I haven't heard it with the music yet.
The Ballad of Sarah Palin
QUEEN OF THE WILD FRONTIER
(Tune of Davy Crockett)
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posted Sep 6, 2008 8:45PM
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chatillion
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I never smoked CRACK before...
However, after reading your profile, I imagine you have.
Therefore I have decided, at my earliest convenience, I should smoke crack too !
This way, I could experience vivid illusions of grandeur in ...More...
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posted Sep 3, 2008 7:17AM
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JackfromtheBox
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Remembering
I’m feeling kind of old right now. Something got me thinking about the earliest things I can remember that other oldsters might remember. Maybe we can laugh about it together.
I remember watching...More...
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posted Sep 2, 2008 7:33PM
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Gary51hwd
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Cone of Uncertainty...
Most people think of this term as a weather related thing, as relates to where the storm may or may not land. It's similar to a physics term "cone of events", or "event horizon", a political phrase. A...More...
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posted Aug 31, 2008 6:30PM
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chatillion
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Guilty...
I said I wouldn't eat McDonalds french fries anymore.
Yesterday, I was on the way back from an 80 mile trip to West Palm Beach where I met a designer to field measure her clients condo for the...More...
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posted Aug 29, 2008 7:29AM
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DeeLaMarie
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The DNA of a Smart Ass!
I ponder this question once in a while. I do not spend a great deal of time doing so, but yet I do ponder. My mother is not a smart ass. My father is not a smart ass. My sisters and brothers are s...More...
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posted Aug 28, 2008 1:42PM
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