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chatillion

yea who dot cum
Many of the online services (dating, forums, blogs, e-mail, etc) have filters designed to keep people from passing (or posting) e-mail addresses. One website goes so far as substituting words that are...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 6, 2009 7:13AM

cowboy2x4

Negative and positive...
Negative: The Swine flu may take one or two of your family.

Positive: Pregnancy may add one or two to your family.

Conclusion: Quit coughing and go to bed.
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2009 7:52PM

john49887

A Caring Woman
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A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2009 5:01PM

Etowah

Do Not Take the Red-Necked Trash Bird Off the Endangered Species List!
There they go again . . . as beloved Ronald Reagan used to day. The arrogant, Librul biased media is calling for the removal of the Red Necked Trash Bird from the endangered species list! It is just ...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 4, 2009 10:53AM

chatillion

Anti-Wi-Fi paint... interestng concept.
Yahoo is running a story about wall paint that blocks Wi-Fi signals. The only material I know of that blocks radio signals is metal. Sure enough, the story says the paint contains aluminum-iron oxide ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2009 9:40AM

wordsenchanting

Friday Night Boredom
So I drank it and wrote back:

Somebody sent me a message with wine glasses attached as a gift , so I sent them this Thank You (of sorts)

You soult not sent whine to people you don't know if ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 2, 2009 11:47PM

chatillion

BORN AGAIN Christians... and why I have such a low opinion of them.
I'm sure there must be some delightful Born Again Christians in this World. Unfortunately, I haven't met any. The majority of the ones I have seen/heard about were such scum in their 'before life' but...More...
41 comments | 12 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2009 9:26PM

john49887

Hyphenated names........
aren't always a good idea.
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10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2009 1:32PM

Etowah

Making People Homeless In Order To House the Homeless
I am increasingly convinced that America is going insane.

Habitat For Humanity was founded about 4 decades ago by a minister in Americus, Georgia - not too far from Plains, where Jimmy Carte...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2009 10:54PM

chatillion

Computer security... who's watching them while they're watching you !
Since it's inception, Microsoft Windows is like a 'screen door on a submarine' when it comes to internet security. Had it not been this way, Norton wouldn't be a billionaire. Let's face it... hundreds...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2009 9:01AM

cowboy2x4

Our Last Date............
I dated a gal years ago who always told me that money made no difference,or where we went on a date,as long as we could simply just "be together."

Sounds nice huh?

After about 5 months of dating...More...
80 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2009 11:07AM

john49887

Public Opinion Polls....Ha!!!
I’ve never been contacted by a polling organization to ask my opinion
on any subject nor do I know anyone who has participated in a poll.
It is a mystery to me how and where polls are conduct...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 3:07PM

pinkypaula2

FLAVORS LOL LOL LOL
the children began to identify the flavors by their colors

RED.........CHERRY

YELLOW.........LEMON

GREEN........LIME

ORANGE........ORANGE
finally the teacher gave them all HONEY LIFES...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 12:08PM

kywonder

~~~~~~DIET~~~~~~~
This was sent to me and having gained a few pounds I need to lose, I found it amusing. No offense is intended, as I found myself in many of the sentences.
Diet

A diet i...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 19, 2009 10:15AM

pinkypaula2

SENIOR CITIZEN
a distraught senior citizen phoned her doctors office, is it true she wanted to know? that the medicine you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life
yes im afraid so the doctor told ...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 13, 2009 7:49AM

Etowah

The Pastor's Corner - God's Health Plan for America
God's Health Plan for America
by the Rev. Jimmy Lovegood, Jr

Dr. Lovegood is the pastor of the Gold Avenue Baptist Church in Arlington, Texas and the son of Octopus International ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 11, 2009 8:07AM

pinkypaula2

ALZHEIMERS TEST
HUMOROUS

TAKE YOURE TIME AND SEE IF YOU CAN READ EACH LINE ALOUD WITHOUT A MISTAKE.
THE AVERAGE PERSON OVER 40 YEARS OF AGE CANNOT DO IT

1. THIS IS THIS CAT
...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2009 6:39PM

Etowah

OUTSOURCING - The Ultimate Solution to America's Healthcare Crisis
A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO OUR STOCKHOLDERS !

Octopus International Issurance Concludes Alliance With AOL and an Overseas Partner

As CEO and Chairman of the Board of Octopus Inte...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2009 6:08PM

chatillion

My frickin' chat addiction
My frickin' chat addiction has got a hold on me
I've been chatting with some friends and it's a quarter to three
My eyes are so bleary I wanna fall to the floor
Gotta push myself harder 'cause I'm ...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 11:05PM

kywonder

~~~~~Humor for the Day~~~~~
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16 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 5:15PM

 

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