ladyvampire
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LOL TROUBLE
When I was about twelve years old a friend of mine had a siamese kitten, and she couldn't keep it, so, not sure what dad would say, but figured I would take him anyway, I hid him in my room.  I...More...
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posted May 18, 2008 3:54PM
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JackfromtheBox
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Eating Gizzards...
“Euuuwwwwwww! What are they? You can eat those?”
That’s what a friend asked me when I mentioned that I had gizzards for dinner. Gizzards are that muscular pouch that birds have above their stomac...More...
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posted May 17, 2008 9:33AM
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JackfromtheBox
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Jack and Jill ??????
“Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.”
Why do we teach this to our children? Is this prophetic? ...More...
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posted May 16, 2008 12:42PM
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Hooks
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Wood Spiders On Drugs!
I know sometimes I'm a bit slow to discover things, some may have already seen this, but if you haven't you should!  Just too funny!  Spid...More...
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posted May 12, 2008 1:45AM
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IB4U
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Rejected Hallmark Greetings
Rejected Hallmark Greetings
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
My tire was thumping....
I thought it was f...More...
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posted May 11, 2008 11:00PM
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chatillion
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Ruth...
Ruth rode on my motorbike,
directly in back of me...
I hit a bump doing eighty-five,
and rode on Ruthlessly.
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Thank you for reading my blog.
Poem originally from a paper...More...
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posted May 9, 2008 7:25PM
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chatillion
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Dear Blog...
I know we had a good time last night...
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But I still respect you this morning.
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Honest.
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You're the best blog for me.
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True, I've had other blogs before,
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But, you're the best for me.
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posted May 7, 2008 6:48AM
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whatagal
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MD is...
MD is the best and cheapest entertainment I've had in years...next to masturbation! 
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posted May 5, 2008 8:52PM
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chatillion
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Come...
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil th...More...
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posted May 1, 2008 7:08AM
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chatillion
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I'm in love...
It's not like me to discuss my private affairs in a blog, but I just can't contain myself. I'm in love. It's true, I've only tasted her sweet twice and though I don't know her full name (yet), I'll ju...More...
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posted Apr 27, 2008 2:38PM
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teacuppoms
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OLD COUPLE
An elderly couple had been dating for some time Finally they decided it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether...More...
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posted Apr 26, 2008 4:08PM
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