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chatillion

Roxanne - NO... you don't sound like Sting !
I often listen to South Florida's local Classic Rock Station... Big 105.9 FM, call sign: WBGG broadcasting out of the Miami/Fort Lauderdale Florida area.
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5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2008 6:40PM

chatillion

I'm in love...
It's not like me to discuss my private affairs in a blog, but I just can't contain myself. I'm in love. It's true, I've only tasted her sweet twice and though I don't know her full name (yet), I'll ju...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2008 2:38PM

JackfromtheBox

Cats and Rats and Snakes... Oh No!
I was under the house this morning, packing a few more items. I glanced down and a rat was crawling at my feet! Aaaaaaah! I was stunned.

It was stunned. Kat had tossed it in front of me. It ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 27, 2008 11:46AM

chatillion

PSA, Dating Tips for Women... Group Photos.
Ladies, never... I mean NEVER pose in a group photo where another woman in the photo is significantly better looking, better dressed or has bigger boobs than you do.

It's a simple fact, men are dog...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2008 9:02AM

ladyvampire

I saw this on a greeting card site.. lmao
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my lif...More...
4 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2008 2:56AM

redtigr

On Penning A Poem (for Unionman)
On Penning A Poem (For Unionman)

I love your story, how a poem
almost came to be.
How very cute - and quite within
the bounds of probability!
You should see my "inspiration's notes". ...More...
11 comments | 9 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2008 10:14AM

unionman154

My Master Piece
The sun was just beginning to rise, as I drove.

I started shaking to the beat of a love song, playing on my car's radio

When all of a sudden, I was struck, by a lighting bolt of inspiration, ...More...
24 comments | 7 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2008 8:38AM

JackfromtheBox

Possessive as a Junkyard Dog
I heard an interesting phrase the other day:

“…possessive as a junkyard dog…”

This was a woman referring to herself.

I’ve been experiencing this type of behavior lately, from several sour...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 22, 2008 7:54AM

sherwithme

Fun with condoms
Ok I seen this video a few years ago and I still cry every time I watch it! Cry laughing that is!!!
Check it out:

Safe Sex
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 22, 2008 5:28AM

ghost42950

I remember when -
"Don't trust Anyone Over 30" or "Never Trust Anyone Over 30" were first used and going round.
Now due to the outrageous behavior of spoilers ( Admittedly a small percentage), it's time to change "Ove...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2008 4:21AM

cowboy2x4

Rocket science dating.
I met a gal who was from my hometown,met her on the internet,so I went back there to meet her...we got along very well.

She asked about my kids,I told her I only have one son,showed her his pictur...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 19, 2008 9:10AM

redtigr

New people...
I'm not overly a suspicious person - but two years on Matchdoctor have revved up my cynicism a notch or two when it comes to "new" members.

Now, granted, much of this is due to the bazillio...More...
23 comments | 12 kudos | posted Apr 17, 2008 9:57AM

JackfromtheBox

Hell
Hell.

I’m going to talk about hell.

Hell yes.

I’m going to talk about hell, because we’re wrong about it. We’re not heading towards hell.

This is hell. We’re already ther...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 17, 2008 9:32AM

pantyinspector

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Apr 16, 2008 7:53PM

cartay25

The Finale....
Like all good things this too must come to an end. It is time to say goodbye to my scammer. Of course, I did it in the nicest way possible.........in true scammer fashion.
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20 comments | 9 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2008 3:28PM

pantyinspector

There is a hippie on a bus and he sees a quite beautiful nun walk on
There is a hippie on a bus and he sees a quite beautiful nun walk on. He looks at her and immediatly approaches her to ask, "Would you like a shag?". The nun is extremely offended and gets off ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 10:11PM

IB4U

Holy Trick and on a Sunday, Too

Holy trick
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2008 5:52PM

pantyinspector

Two guys are discussing the intimate angles of
Two guys are discussing the intimate angles of one of the guys upcoming wedding in a bar over drinks.

"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not" says the one.

"Oh, well there an easy w...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 15, 2008 12:34PM

pantyinspector

here one for all you b bashers out there in blogland
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses rais...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 15, 2008 7:32AM

pantyinspector

A man and a woman who have never met before
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, t...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 14, 2008 7:22PM

 

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