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cartay25

To my true love......
Here is the reponse that I have just sent to my scammer.

He's baaaack........

I can't wait to see if he still writes back af...More...
17 comments | 6 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2008 6:38PM

cartay25

He's baaaaack.........
I can't believe this. I posted a blog the other day about a scammer and I sent him an off the wall response. I figured that he would run faster than anyone had ever run before.

[URL=http://www.mat...More...
21 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2008 4:28PM

teacuppoms

marriage in parts lol
Marriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2008 12:11PM

pantyinspector

I went to the tobacconist's today to buy some tobacco.
I went to the tobacconist's today to buy some tobacco.

He picked up one packet. It said; "Smokers die younger."

I said, "No, my Mum wouldn't like that."

So he picked up another packet. It sai...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 14, 2008 10:01AM

Angel1964

How do you get a life???
I was told tonight I needed to get a live….. So how do you get a life???

Ok, so… where do you go to get one… Do they sell them at Target? Are they expensive? I’m kind of…. Ah lets j...More...
19 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 14, 2008 2:27AM

pantyinspector

A burglar breaks into a mansion,
A burglar breaks into a mansion, checks no-one is around and starts in a room that is filled with silverware. After a couple of minutes he hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you, and he is not happy!" ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2008 3:54PM

pantyinspector

A woman on holiday in France goes to a bar,
A woman on holiday in France goes to a bar, where she manages to attract the attention of a Frenchman. She finds him attractive, so she strikes up a conversation. She finds out that his name is Pierre...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 13, 2008 11:20AM

wordsenchanting

My Date Today (perhaps shocking!)
I met a lady who flew out to meet me today from Seattle Washington.. She had driven 2 1/2 hours from the Tulsa airport in a rental car but after checking into a suite at the Hilton she wanted to see ...More...
17 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2008 11:02PM

pantyinspector

A man was in his favourite restaurant,
A man was in his favourite restaurant, and after finishing his meal, pays with cash. The waiter, who knew the man, asked, "Why are you paying in cash? You always use a credit card when you come here."...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 12, 2008 8:46PM

pantyinspector

Two men are shopping in a supermarket when their trolleys collide.
Two men are shopping in a supermarket when their trolleys collide.

The first guy says 'Sorry about that mate, I'm trying to find my wife!'
The 2nd guy says 'Yeah me too mate'

The 1st guy ...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2008 8:31PM

pantyinspector

A guy walks into the doctors and says,...................
A guy walks into the doctors and says,
"doctor, there's something wrong with my penis."
The doctor replies,
"okay, drop your pants and I'll have a look."
After inspecting his pen...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Apr 12, 2008 1:18PM

pantyinspector

Twelve of the finest double-entendres that were Aired on British TV & Radio.
Twelve of the finest double-entendres that were
Aired on British TV & Radio.

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it w...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2008 12:55PM

cowboy2x4

One night...I thought I was the "MAN"
One night me and my wife were making love,she let out a loud "aaahhhhh" and arched her back,I truly thought I was doing her justice,then she reaches behind her back,and pulls out my little boy's truck...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 11, 2008 6:34PM

cartay25

From the WTF files..........
This is an email that I received a few minutes ago from a person I have never even heard of before now. How stupid do they really think we are???????

This are all everything abo...More...
28 comments | 8 kudos | posted Apr 11, 2008 4:18PM

pantyinspector

A man in a pub finishes his pint and tells his friends
A man in a pub finishes his pint and tells his friends he's been warned from the wife to get home early.
His friend advises him on how to deal with situations like this to keep both parties happy. He...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 11, 2008 12:50PM

IB4U

The wisdom of the sparrow

The wisdom of the sparrow

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctan...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 11, 2008 9:39AM

IB4U

After a long night of making love

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 8:21PM

IB4U

Slick trick

Slick trick

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.

The loan officer was quit...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 6:27PM

pantyinspector

Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress
Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all three
will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 5:30PM

pantyinspector

The man in charge of the luggage at Terminal 5 at Heathrow
The man in charge of the luggage at Terminal 5 at Heathrow has been sacked
and
awaiting trial at court with another 28,000 cases to be taken into account
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 1:11PM

 

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