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pantyinspector

I don't usually buy FHM magazine,
I don't usually buy FHM magazine,

but I saw an advert for this month's edition that said they had shots from a topless photoshoot with Keeley Hazell.

So I thought;
what the hell, I'll tre...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 9, 2008 4:09PM

pantyinspector

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day.
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money...More...
0 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 8:28PM

pantyinspector

a young couple start to get frisky, the GF tells her BF that she wants to do "69
a young couple start to get frisky, the GF tells her BF that she wants to do "69"...

but the Boyfriend doesn't know what a 69 is.

the GF surprised says she can teach him how to 69.

she asks h...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 6:32PM

cartay25

I was lost
I thought MD had deserted me again. Every time I tried to log on I kept getting an error message that Internet Explorer could not open MD. WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought maybe the serve...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 6:09PM

pantyinspector

The Reverend John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk
The Reverend John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in the pub.
He tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her.
The landlord says
"oi mate u cant do...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 8, 2008 4:56PM

pantyinspector

Indian man walks into a bank in New York City
Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank offic...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 10:38AM

pantyinspector

A man walks into the woman's section of a department store
A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "there's m...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 6:57AM

wordsenchanting

I'm Just Lucky, I guess
Earlier tonight the electricity went off while I was painting a sign in the shop. It was dark all across the valley. That is always an odd sight. I had trouble due to dead batteries in my flashligh...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 2:23AM

pantyinspector

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her,
"Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2008 8:03PM

pantyinspector

Two nuns were driving along one day,
Two nuns were driving along one day, when the devil suddenly appeared on the bonnet of the car.

The 1st nun shouts! 'Oh my god! ! What do we do!? What do we do!?'

The 2nd nun shouts!...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2008 7:44PM

pantyinspector

How to Impress a Woman.
How to Impress a Woman.

1. Compliment her
2. Respect her
3. Honour her
4. Cuddle her
5. Kiss her, caress her
6. Love her, stroke her
7. Tease her
8. Comfort her
9. Protect her
10. Hug her ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2008 6:56PM

pantyinspector

While on his morning walk, Prime Minister Gordon Brown falls over,
While on his morning walk, Prime Minister Gordon Brown falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency dept at his nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time....More...
0 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2008 6:39PM

IB4U

Amusing Irrelevant Facts #2
Amusing Irrelevant Facts #2

49. Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
50. Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
51. When Bugs Bunny first appeared in 1...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2008 10:49AM

pantyinspector

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a £10 note in the dog's mouth and a note reading "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, the butcher takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's m...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2008 10:09AM

pantyinspector

Women are weird
Women are weird. They put ten tons of make up on their face, have their hair dyed and permed, wear false nails and have them coloured, shave all the hairs off their legs, wear false eyelashes, wear hi...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2008 1:16PM

JATC

The mind could find some humor as long as it isn't happening to you...
Try to picture this as you read it!

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper:

A friend just got back from a hol...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2008 11:13AM

pantyinspector

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a hundred pound see-through nightie. That night, she was getting ready for bed and realised the nightie was still in its bo...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2008 10:18AM

pantyinspector

The International Council of Man Laws.
The International Council of Man Laws.

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2008 10:08AM

SeaGreenSmiles

Ramblings.
Im just testing this blog-function out. I plan to get into the hang of posting frequently so lets see.

I'm wound up and the quarter has barely started, Im always a fan of massages but I wont have t...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2008 1:41AM

pantyinspector

A deaf mute man is working his way up in the Triads
A deaf mute man is working his way up in the Triads and finally gets the job of collecting "protection" money on a small patch in China Town. After a few weeks though he gets greedy and starts to crea...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 5, 2008 6:26PM

 

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