wordsenchanting
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Fine Art of Writing
There is a fine art of writing but I suppose my style may be more like the primitive art of Grandma Moses; maybe not that primitive, but certainly not so refined as the writings of more highly educat...More...
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posted Mar 25, 2008 2:45AM
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IB4U
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EASTER Questions & Answers
Some of these questions and answers are pretty lame
EASTER Questions & Answers
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies...More...
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posted Mar 23, 2008 3:11PM
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cowboy2x4
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When flirting goes bad!!
I was eating at a Chinese place,and while in the buffet line,I start chatting with this pretty gal,long story short,she gives me her phone number,woohoo!
I go up to the buffet line a second time...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2008 7:44PM
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JesterDrawers
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I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!!
There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there ...More...
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posted Mar 20, 2008 12:31AM
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IB4U
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Sleeping In Church
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local
church.
"Reverend," she said, "I have a problem--my husband keeps
falling asleep during your sermons. It's very ...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2008 11:25AM
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lisa46
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Tax Rebate
Last month the Administration announced each one of us would get a $600
tax rebate. It was supposed to be $800, but they dropped it to a $600.There
are other amounts depending on one's individu...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2008 10:38PM
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IB4U
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Feminist's Fairytale!!
Feminist's Fairytale!!
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess,
"I was once a handsome prince...More...
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posted Mar 17, 2008 2:55PM
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IB4U
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Amusing Irrelevant Facts
Amusing Irrelevant Facts
1. Walter Cavanaugh, "Mr. Plastic Fantastic," has 1,196 different valid credit
cards.
2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was...More...
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posted Mar 16, 2008 9:29PM
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IB4U
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Loose Women Leads, Tips !
Loose Women Leads, Tips !
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me
father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The Priest says, "Is that you, Tommy?
T...More...
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posted Mar 16, 2008 12:05PM
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ghost42950
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Recycled giggles & Grins part2
SPECIAL POEM FOR
A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so t...More...
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posted Mar 16, 2008 11:24AM
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ghost42950
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Recycled giggles & Grins
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the Bee...More...
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posted Mar 16, 2008 11:22AM
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IB4U
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If Men Got Pregnant...
If Men Got Pregnant...
1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
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posted Mar 15, 2008 4:07PM
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IB4U
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WALKING AND BEER:
The following is a fictional study done with fictional charactors in a fictional setting in a real world....No facts have been checked the exact mileage is not known and we are aware that some peop...More...
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posted Mar 15, 2008 3:07PM
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one_dimple
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New 2008 Tax Code ~humor~
This is a cut and paste from an email....no source noted. It does have an interesting angle.  Although our male counterparts might object and desire females to be taxed in a similar ma...More...
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posted Mar 15, 2008 12:42PM
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ghost42950
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4 Rules for Life
DRINK, STEAL, SWEAR & LIE
I met this guy while I was in Albuquerque and he has
A motto he lives by everyday. He said listen carefully and
Live by these 4 rules: Drink, Steal, Swear, & Lie.
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posted Mar 15, 2008 11:07AM
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IB4U
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Things To Do In Public Restrooms
[Things To Do In Public Restrooms
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on t...More...
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posted Mar 14, 2008 6:46PM
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