JackfromtheBox
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For your brains, only...
It’s five in the morning.
It’s still dark out.
I’m wide awake.
I imagine that almost everyone I know is sleeping right now. In all probability, no one is thinking about me right now. Are ...More...
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posted Mar 14, 2008 11:23AM
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chatillion
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Legally Blind Governor...
FOX News reported today that Lieutenant Governor David Paterson will assume of the role of Governor on Monday when Eliot Laurence Spitzer's resignation becomes effective. According to the News story, ...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2008 6:55PM
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IB4U
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Snow Plowing
Snow Plowing
With the Winter on its way out (Ihope) Thought I might post this to remind us that
SPRING is coming
Snow Plowing
One winter morning a couple was listeni...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2008 11:43AM
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JATC
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A good laugh for the day...
May be an oldie, but a goodie worth sharing...
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our p...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2008 10:47AM
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cartay25
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Why do women keep men around ??????
Women love men for many reasons it's true. Some are obvious.......they give us love, make us happy, help us feel safe....you know the usual stuff. And yes, a lot of women are able to get by without a...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2008 1:16AM
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Spirit76
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Lawyers and Ten Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can th...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2008 12:15AM
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IB4U
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Garfield on the oil crisis
> Garfield on the oil crisis
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> A lot of folks can't understand how we came
> To have an oil shortage here in our country.
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> Well, there's a very simple answer.
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> Nobody...More...
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posted Mar 12, 2008 11:02PM
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Hansumm
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Won Jury Duty Bonanaza
I always sort of wondered how our legal system decides when to and who to send Jury summons requests to?
Yesterday, as I was checking my mailbox, I noticed that I had receved that important envel...More...
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posted Mar 12, 2008 1:15PM
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Spirit76
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Bin Laden meets St. Peter...
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, sla...More...
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posted Mar 12, 2008 12:09AM
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uglyfatboy
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Value of sex?
The Curmudgeon
People here (at least some of them) are hunting for love and sex.
I've only been in love once, so I can't claim to be an expert on that subject.
On the other hand, I've ...More...
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posted Mar 11, 2008 8:25PM
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IB4U
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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then ther...More...
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posted Mar 11, 2008 8:22PM
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kv
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New drugs running out of names
Well we all know the tv is full of commercials for drugs, it seems every other commercial is for this drug or that, this one really almost made me piss myself laughing "Acephex pronounced ass fx." so...More...
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posted Mar 11, 2008 8:49AM
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ANGRY_MUPPET
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BUBBA AND A TROLL
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Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad . . .
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two b...More...
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posted Mar 10, 2008 8:25PM
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honeybear285
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FREE TO A GOOD HOME!
I am sure that most of you remember my room from January.....I went away for the weekend to visit my guy....and while I was gone, my daughter, who apparently has no life.....decided to decorate my roo...More...
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posted Mar 10, 2008 7:52PM
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IB4U
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DRINK, STEAL, SWEAR & LIE
DRINK, STEAL, SWEAR & LIE
I met this guy and he has a motto he lives by everyday.
He said listen carefully and live by these 4 rules : Drink, Steal, Swear, & Lie.
I was shaking my...More...
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posted Mar 9, 2008 3:17PM
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ghost42950
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A Touch of the Irish
An Irish story for Lent
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers.
The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three bee...More...
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posted Mar 9, 2008 10:34AM
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