celticlord
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And then there's this,
What's the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What is a wombat? A bat used for playing wo...More...
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posted Feb 15, 2008 9:08AM
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IB4U
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Some Valentine's Day Jokes
Meaning of Dreams.………………………………………………………………………………….........................
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you.gave.me.a.pea...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2008 1:48PM
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IB4U
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Gas and the Bed Pan
Gas and the Bed Pan
Here is a funny little story I hope you enjoy, sorry it’s not about sex or is it political or even about relationships.
IB4U
Gas and the Bed Pan
Sister Mary, ...More...
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posted Feb 12, 2008 8:45PM
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wordsenchanting
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Valentine Shoes
I wore my work boots to Joplin Saturday night and spent the night at my daughter's house. She had fun beating me at Scrabble. I called my other daughter in Seattle while I was there and told her I w...More...
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posted Feb 11, 2008 3:19PM
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cartay25
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Just an idea.........
Ok, maybe it's just me.......but I thought this would be a good idea. 
The majority of us feel the same way about MD...........don't we?? We are here for the chance of finding someone spec...More...
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posted Feb 10, 2008 2:32PM
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Mysterious_URS
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TIMES HAVE CHANGED
oh how times have changed -- on wonder we are looking for change 
School 1967 vs. School 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lo...More...
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posted Feb 10, 2008 12:11PM
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IB4U
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YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
You've gotta love drunk people
Hope you enjoy....! IB4U
YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets...More...
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posted Feb 9, 2008 1:41PM
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IB4U
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Here are some funny definitions.
Here are some funny definitions.
I hope to see some smiles and some I told ya so's
Lets have some fun with them...Wonder if anyone has
any more nice ones
Here are some funny d...More...
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posted Feb 7, 2008 9:52PM
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Levitan
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emotional needs ...... as they say
One night me and my wife went to bed, we started fooling around and the heat was rising. Up until the moment she said “I really don’t feel like sex tonight, I just want you to hold me tight”
My rep...More...
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posted Feb 6, 2008 6:13AM
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Kentuck
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Marriage licenses--Humor--Joke
A tour of a bar in the south, I came across a plaq that had this writing.
Now remember, this was in the middle of REAL RED NECK country, where the names Big Bubba, Little Bubba and Daisy May are true...More...
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posted Feb 1, 2008 9:12PM
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Kentuck
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Humor from the past
Maybe some of you on here remember or hear of a comedian by the name of Red Skelton. A friend just sent these coments by him.
Read an enjoy.
Me and My wife
1. Two times a week, we go t...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2008 9:01PM
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