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missliss78

Guess who had a date?


Yes, folks, it was moi, yours truly.

Now really, I know this does not excite anyone & I'm sure quite a few are saying "So what? Who cares?" But the truth of the matter is since I h...More...
60 comments | 30 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2009 10:06PM

john49887

Gorgeous And Smart Too......... Love It!
Keep 'em coming. I enjoy a good chuckle.

I find the following e-mail, which was received earlier today, hilarious.

Hello
My name is miss %%^&* $#@!”
i saw your profile today on www.mat...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2009 4:36PM

john49887

When You Look Into The Mirror..............
in the morning, if this is your reaction, you will have a lousy day.
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2009 11:17AM

Etowah

Three Dog Nights - A True Story by Forrest Gump, Jr,
Speaking of the relative virtues of dogs versus womenz, I have a true story. First, we are talking about big, outdoorsy, intelligent dogs - not foo-foo lap pups. My Scottish Farm Collies ...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 30, 2009 3:07PM

Etowah

The Criteria Women Use In Seeking a Man
Sorry - no serious relgious or political discussions this morning! Will you forgive me? Oops! That's religion - sorry about that.

At any rate, a blog this morning about sca...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 30, 2009 10:12AM

willy3411

Cash For Codgers
Liberal Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.

President Obama, Speaker Pe...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 29, 2009 6:03AM

missliss78

"The Longest & Hardest 9 inches...."

Gonna have to do a little edit here....sorry folks....I know some of you are simply just SHOCKED at the title of this blog...
there's a good reason for it!
Read on......
...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 27, 2009 11:55PM

ladyvampire

Thought this was funny
Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked

1. Your boss is always yelling,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2009 12:52AM

JackfromtheBox

Women in Afghanistan
I just read another article about the poor, repressed women in Afghanistan. I don’t even need to mention how insane and violent the rest of the world over there is. It’s ruining one of my favorite p...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 25, 2009 1:23PM

canyon1001

Much Ado About Nothing
This is my first and probably be my last blog that I will initiate. Being an old Seinfeld fan – this blog is about nothing.
In the past, I have read many, many blogs – some blogs where peo...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 22, 2009 6:45PM

Nightowl001

Women are mean!
They are! Cruel, heartless... teasing me mercilessly, every one of them.....
by walking around naked underneath their clothes!
27 comments | 7 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2009 6:16PM

SpiritOrnery

Lack of Members
Over the last year or so, I have noticed a great deal of people finding their loves, either here in MD or in another site or even offline. Some have taken their profiles down. Many have left their pro...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 19, 2009 10:04PM

chatillion

I need my very own Matchdoctor Bitch !
Personal bitch wanted: Must be able to chase behind all my blogs and forum posts agreeing with everything I say, making lots of positive comments to generate more comments to my blogs, sending kudos a...More...
21 comments | 16 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2009 8:06PM

kywonder

~~~~~Cash for Clunkers~~~
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my ...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 17, 2009 1:47AM

wordsenchanting

About the Deception...Gotcha!
The deception regarding my last picture is that the Classic V-Twin 45 Harley is not real. It is a 4'x8' piece of MDO plywood which I cut out and painted to LOOK like a bike. The fake bike will be mo...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 14, 2009 9:21PM

wordsenchanting

Telling the Punchline First
I have known people who told jokes so badly they accidentally told the punchline first. I was accused of that on my previous blog but such is not the case. My photo was approved after 3 days of wait...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 12, 2009 9:02PM

summerbreeze916

Beauty In The Night Sky

When I logged in yesterday afternoon to check my Yahoo! Mail, something caught my eyes in the news headlines. It was an article about a meteor shower taking place last night and again tonight. Thi...More...
14 comments | 6 kudos | posted Aug 12, 2009 6:02PM

Casanova1369

Religion, humor, priest, catholic, vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 10, 2009 11:30AM

teacuppoms

VOICE MAIL
Voice Mail

Most of us have now learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of our daily lives. But have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mai...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 10, 2009 8:31AM

ElmerFudd445

Mark your calenders for Sat Aug 15
DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.. He must
commit sui...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2009 6:05PM

 

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