HopelesslyHopeful
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PUBLISHED
For those of you not on my friends list (because I posted a bulletin, with links and everything for them), but who might give a good fruttering darn:
As of approximately 5: AM this morning, Arizona...More...
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posted Jan 31, 2008 1:43PM
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whatagal
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Points to Ponder...
Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during th...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2008 8:24PM
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lisa46
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Dear Conceited Penis..
I was shown this from the other site and laughed so hard I cried!! I can actually see this happening to someone. This is from Craigslist out of seattle all i can say is dude you is busted!!!
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posted Jan 30, 2008 9:51AM
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bamastyle
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Spam is Good!!
am caring and loving weman, with a good heart MY name is spamette good and i was born in NY USA, My dad is also from same state in USA and my mom was born in Ireland,I am quite the caring and loving m...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2008 10:53AM
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IB4U
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(Joke)You can eat an elephant
You can eat an elephant.
Oh,yes you can it's true.
They may be huge but not to worry,
they aren't to big for you.
"Just how can I eat such a thing
that's so immense in size?"
"Ju...More...
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posted Jan 27, 2008 9:57PM
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BigGuyBigHeart
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The haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
The f...More...
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posted Jan 27, 2008 1:21PM
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graywolf
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Sad but Mostly True
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2008 9:00AM
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russ01
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calorie burner, facts
simple kiss, 300 calories/ without her concent, 750 cals/ removing her top, 500 cals/ without her concent, 1280 cals/ lifting her skirt, 450 cals/ without her concent, 2500 cals/ normal sex, 1500 cals...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2008 12:44AM
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JackfromtheBox
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After a Lousy Date...
[The control room finally stops rocking. The sirens, bells, and explosions, deafening only moments earlier, become quiet. Captain Jack Box calmly picks himself off the floor, puts out his cigarett...More...
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posted Jan 24, 2008 11:13AM
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chatillion
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Admit it... You're addicted.
That's right... you're addicted to Matchdoctor.
You get online just as soon as you wake up and you come here to check your blog comments, e-mails and see if your buddies are awake yet...
all this ha...More...
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posted Jan 24, 2008 8:53AM
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SpiritOrnery
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Tiffany's
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarras...More...
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posted Jan 23, 2008 10:25PM
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