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wordsenchanting

New Year's Revolutions...(humor and a short poem)
Turning over each new year may be symbolic of revolving. I hesitate at making resolutions since they are so easily broken. I used to joke that people needed to make New Years Revolutions as if turni...More...
6 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jan 4, 2008 11:36AM

JATC

Leave It Up To The Wife
A guy wakes up in a hospital room, bandaged from head to toe. the doctor walks in and says, "Ah, you've regained consciousness. You probably won't remember, but you were in a serious accident ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 3, 2008 8:56AM

wordsenchanting

Parkinsons
A few years ago, before the heaviest onslaught of Parkinson's disease, my dad was with my mom, and about to take a trip somewhere. Mom was about to take a shower so after she had dumped all the ice f...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2008 12:38AM

JATC

Here again, it's perspective. When you're from the country you look at
things a little different.

A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and
knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is yer Dad home?" the ra...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 2, 2008 8:10PM

justageekboy

Proposed baby naming law
1) Any parent who decides on a standard name, but then changes the standard spelling is required to be given immediate counseling. Replacing 1 or more regular vowels with a "Y" will result in a fine. ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2008 11:34AM

graygoast

Canada Rocks!!!
The true test of character is ones ability to laugh at yourself... he he he
This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the c...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 1, 2008 12:19PM

chatillion

Blogging...
"Blogging (sometimes) is like chatting... only really, really slow" _chatillion

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It's so true...isn't it?
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 1, 2008 11:45AM

IB4U

The Diary of a Snow Shoveler


With the impending snow storm thought thismight be appropriate.

The Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 8
6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 31, 2007 6:12PM

IB4U

The difference a little punctuation makes
[/B]The difference a little punctuation makes


Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to be...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 31, 2007 8:55AM

graygoast

Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under th...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 31, 2007 8:09AM

brunettee62

What A Flick
For some inknown reason I feel that I must write about this.
If ever I saw a movie more worthy, this is it.
A friend and I went too see a Chick-Flick....P.S. I love You.

I didn't know what...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 29, 2007 9:01PM

chatillion

and so it was told... On the 7th day he rested.
Get in, get the job done, relax... Well, that makes sense.
A new year is approaching. So what will 'we' do??
STAY HOME THE VERY FIRST DAY !!

So much for 'get in, get the job done, relax' mindset...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 29, 2007 11:44AM

MDar

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have neve...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 28, 2007 2:17PM

MsLani

"I Never Met A Man I Did Not Like"
Ya know, you have to love the internet.

I mean, there I was looking for.......something...can't remember what and Bam! I run into information on Will Rogers.

Now normally I could probably care...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2007 10:55PM

chatillion

Let's just cut to the chase...
Waddya say, I give you my bank account number now and you can transfer that 42 million just waiting in your dead fathers escrow account.
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11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2007 8:25AM

ghost42950

Just for Giggles & Grins
A link to an Animation a friend sent me

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/walthandelsman/blog/2007/11/animation_baby_boomers.html
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 21, 2007 11:18PM

chatillion

Quotes...
Earlier today, I quoted Frank Zappa...
"If your children knew how lame you were, they’d kill you in your sleep."

There were a few MD blogs with funny quotes, but I cannot find them now. Perhaps th...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 21, 2007 5:37PM

IB4U

Comments made in the year 1955
52 years ago!
Comments made in the year 1955:

"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's
going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries fo...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 21, 2007 9:59AM

chatillion

RAPIST AT LARGE... photo included
Rapist at large, news story at 11.
This story actually appeared on TV
Someone snapped a photo right from the TV and uploaded it to the internet...
I thought it was funny... hopefully you will see t...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 20, 2007 9:22PM

redtigr

email exposure...
shirtless and unrepentant he begins...
his birthday suit confesses he's within !
what a picture he's created,
what an image (see my grin)
he reveals all - shows his stuff, lists his sins...

ah,...More...
18 comments | 12 kudos | posted Dec 20, 2007 3:44PM

 

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