texasblues
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How to say 'I love you'
How to say 'I love you' in different languages.....
English:
I Love You
Spanish:
Te Amo
French
Je T'aime
German:
lch Liebe Dich
Japanese :
Ai Shite Imasu
Italian:
Ti ...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2007 11:23AM
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sktrbuggie
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Sex in the dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20
years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous...More...
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posted Sep 29, 2007 5:31PM
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texasblues
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While on the subject of birthdays
All of his life Len, from New Hampshire , had heard stories of an
amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 2...More...
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posted Sep 29, 2007 12:48PM
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texasblues
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Journey of man
The Journey of Man
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest ...More...
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posted Sep 29, 2007 11:24AM
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Mysterious_URS
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Wine vs. Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Esc...More...
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posted Sep 28, 2007 9:10PM
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Sweetheart83446
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"Mommy and Me"
Since school started, I hardly get to see my son. We get up around seven am. Eat something, get dressed, get his school bag ready, mousse and style his hair, and then get in the truck and drive the wh...More...
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posted Sep 28, 2007 6:35PM
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Lenny197
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Cell Phones
I was in Mexico, not too long ago and I observed a man riding a donkey, wearing a straw hat, talking on a cell phone. I wondered if he could be pulled over for that.
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posted Sep 27, 2007 2:07AM
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cartay25
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I'm rich
Can you believe it.  They are going to send the cash directly to my house and all I have to do is pay them a small token sum for the delivery when it gets here. Party at my place  
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posted Sep 27, 2007 1:16AM
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Mysterious_URS
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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthd...More...
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posted Sep 26, 2007 11:24PM
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redtigr
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High jinx
I've known for some time that I am a slow learner. Not stupid, generally well educated... but damn slow - primarily due to stubbornness. They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over expe...More...
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posted Sep 26, 2007 12:08AM
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HopelesslyHopeful
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I Love The Mods
I haven't taken the quiz to see if we are compatible for wedded bliss or no, but perhaps I should.
For whatever the troubles, online or off, on this site or another, whenever things are going badl...More...
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posted Sep 23, 2007 10:56PM
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ConfederateAngel
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Sunday giggle
Got this in a email, thought you guys might enjoy it....
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone w...More...
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posted Sep 23, 2007 7:08AM
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youaremissed
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Just who is Jack Schitt ???
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?  We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can...More...
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posted Sep 21, 2007 11:46PM
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Hooks
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Frog Kissing Syndrome Explained!
In a recent article by renowned psychiatrist, avid bass fisherman, and kennel owner, Dr. Cigman "Bubba" Roid, it was revealed that the long thought "Fairy Tale" of the princess kissing the frog was ac...More...
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posted Sep 19, 2007 1:42PM
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