edthepoet
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I did my part for safe sex
After many years of hearing about bruises, bumps and saying damn that hurt after sex, I finally installed an air-bag system on the headboard and foot board and trampoline on both side of the bed,lol
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posted Sep 18, 2007 5:05PM
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MIquietman
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Did You Know?
Here are a few useless facts to dazzle your friends with tomorrow.  
1. A comets tail always points away from the sun.
2. Dolly Partons version "I Will Always Love You" is t...More...
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posted Sep 16, 2007 12:06PM
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graywolf
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Shopping Trip - Joke
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the
most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in
the second. In the third everything had just been red...More...
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posted Sep 15, 2007 11:57AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Weekend snort
Some things just need to re-posted again I think, cause they are just that cuteI don't know if you guys have read this before but I've always loved it..
This is an actual job application a 17 year ...More...
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posted Sep 15, 2007 6:50AM
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funguy007
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Be Responsible
TRADITIONAL VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dan...More...
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posted Sep 13, 2007 9:47PM
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mojorisin
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gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he ...More...
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posted Sep 13, 2007 10:02AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Weekday giggle
Can you say ooops???
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his
drink and gulps it down in one...More...
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posted Sep 13, 2007 5:49AM
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geniekitten
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redneck humor :)
here is proof that rednecks sre smart.....
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his fir...More...
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posted Sep 10, 2007 6:57PM
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mojorisin
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monday, monday. joke, joke
the assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and one woman. For the final t...More...
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posted Sep 10, 2007 9:41AM
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diceknight
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Invasion on home soil!
For the past few years, I've seen my home under attack and I've said nothing. I've remained idly by while my ideals are under fire, watching the land I care so much for be slowly destroyed. So it's ti...More...
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posted Sep 9, 2007 8:51AM
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kingpin580
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set free
if you love someone..set them free... if they come back they are yours...if they dont come back they were never yours to begin with....but if it just sits in your living room..mess's up your stuff......More...
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posted Jan 29, 2007 11:10AM
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