mojorisin
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monday, monday. joke, joke
the assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and one woman. For the final t...More...
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posted Sep 10, 2007 9:41AM
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diceknight
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Invasion on home soil!
For the past few years, I've seen my home under attack and I've said nothing. I've remained idly by while my ideals are under fire, watching the land I care so much for be slowly destroyed. So it's ti...More...
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posted Sep 9, 2007 8:51AM
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graywolf
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Farm Joke
On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to
playtogether. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog
and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee aw...More...
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posted Sep 7, 2007 7:53PM
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geniekitten
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~out of the mouth of babes~
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with...More...
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posted Sep 7, 2007 7:51PM
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graywolf
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To Pay Or Not Pay $20
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20
bill is flyi...More...
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posted Sep 7, 2007 12:00PM
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sktrbuggie
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For Nuns & Sinners
Best Little Convent in Texas
A man was driving down a deserted stretch of Texas highway when out of the
corner of his eye he notices a sign. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUS...More...
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posted Sep 6, 2007 9:32AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Wednesday giggle
Oh yeah this one was a hoot..Ladies enjoy...guys I think you can handle this..LOL
Fall Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Aug 30, 2007...More...
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posted Sep 5, 2007 7:08AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Tuesday giggle
I thought this was cute..and quite true...Enjoy!!!
Lewinski & Kaczynski (Unabomber)
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational". The requirem...More...
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posted Sep 4, 2007 1:18AM
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wordsenchanting
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Approach of Autumn
The past couple of weeks have been very busy for me but I have taken time to watch the leaves begin to fall. It is a time when I must remember to pick up all my tools at the end of each day or they m...More...
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posted Sep 3, 2007 12:47AM
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ghost42950
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SOMETIMES
SOMETIMES
Sometimes...
When you cry...
No one sees your tears.
Sometimes..
When you are in pain...
No one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
When you are worrie...More...
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posted Sep 2, 2007 10:07PM
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chatillion
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Medical Problem...
Did you hear about the hillbilly who was dating a city girl?
After they were together a few weeks, he starts talking marriage, so
she decides it's time to introduce him to her mother.
Mom was...More...
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posted Sep 2, 2007 12:05AM
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sktrbuggie
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Why Parents Drink
 Hey everyone! Got this in my email today and thought it was funny, so I'm passing it on to MD land! Hope you all get a laugh out of it like I did! 
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posted Sep 1, 2007 3:15PM
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