mojorisin
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women's/men's english
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = you'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay late...More...
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posted Aug 31, 2007 9:51AM
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ghost42950
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Do you Truly Like words??
Recycling can be fun.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRE...More...
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posted Aug 29, 2007 8:05PM
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JATC
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A Goldrush Buddy's Humor
Stated as sent by my goldrush friend..."If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when wor...More...
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posted Aug 29, 2007 2:37PM
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Wolf36
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The Mouse From Hell
It was last Friday morning when a most harrowing ordeal began. I had just finished chatting with one of my internet friends and decided it was time for my morning trip to the bathroom so with newspape...More...
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posted Aug 29, 2007 1:26PM
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duwant1
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Sunburn
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree...More...
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posted Aug 28, 2007 2:17PM
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evil_blueeyez
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Marriage is Scary as Hell
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and ru...More...
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posted Aug 27, 2007 2:20PM
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chatillion
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PSA... Poop
If your poop doesn't go down the toilet on the first flush...
please flush again.
Don't lower the lid and walk away.
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This has been a Public Service Announcement by a concerned GOLD member o...More...
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posted Aug 27, 2007 11:44AM
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duwant1
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Near-death experience
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have an...More...
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posted Aug 25, 2007 2:19PM
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graywolf
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Butch, The Political Rooster (Joke)
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called "pullets" (for you city folk) and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept...More...
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posted Aug 25, 2007 9:30AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Hump Day giggle
~Don't know why people call wednesday 'hump day' when most people get laid on the weekends, but there you go....Any way enjoy the following...smoochies.
Marriage...It's a wonderful thing...(snorts)...More...
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posted Aug 22, 2007 1:59AM
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mojorisin
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monday trio
wives tale
An Italian, a German and a Pole were sitting in a bar drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Italian says, "I tella you, my wife, she isa so stupid. Lasta week s...More...
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posted Aug 20, 2007 9:12AM
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Hansumm
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Late Night Laughter Snack....
Rarely do I repeat a joke (mainly because I can't remember others jokes), but this one is cute and probably very corny, but cute reigns supreme.
A clown had just fallen in a lions pit, af...More...
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posted Aug 20, 2007 4:20AM
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