Hansumm
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Late Night Laughter Snack....
Rarely do I repeat a joke (mainly because I can't remember others jokes), but this one is cute and probably very corny, but cute reigns supreme.
A clown had just fallen in a lions pit, af...More...
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posted Aug 20, 2007 4:20AM
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mojorisin
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friday funnies
coffee
A street person approached a passerby. "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?"
"That's ridiculous!" the man said huffily.
"Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar grow...More...
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posted Aug 17, 2007 9:16AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Friday giggle
The President and Johnny
> President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school, and he visits one
of the 4th grade classes. The students and their teacher are in the middle of a
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posted Aug 17, 2007 4:28AM
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evil_blueeyez
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Rowing your boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes ...More...
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posted Aug 16, 2007 3:32PM
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mojorisin
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another three for thursday
house builder
A couple are vacationing in Scotland. As they sit at a neighborhood pub in a small village, a big guy sitting next to them mutters gloomily to himself. Finally he turns to th...More...
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posted Aug 16, 2007 8:30AM
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mojorisin
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two for tuesday
Three men are in a bar, all very drunk, and talking to each other, bragging about their families. The first guy says, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The second guy sa...More...
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posted Aug 14, 2007 8:22AM
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redtigr
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I've Lost My Heart...
Was there ever A Fool Such As I?
Recently there's been a handsome new addition to my life. He's everything I might have imagined and more and when I am with him I am All Shook Up. H...More...
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posted Aug 12, 2007 12:46AM
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mojorisin
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four for friday
in the bible
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel. He asked the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner. After a while he started making passes, she
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posted Aug 10, 2007 8:46AM
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geniekitten
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clogging up blogland with this:
1. when you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. when you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. when you smile,...More...
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posted Aug 8, 2007 3:07PM
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mojorisin
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quickies
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: Are birth control pills ...More...
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posted Aug 8, 2007 1:09AM
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geniekitten
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** Famous Last Words.:**
* What does this button do?
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
* The odds of that happening have...More...
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posted Aug 6, 2007 7:31PM
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