chatillion
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Never...
Never is a pretty strong word.
I try to avoid using it.
However, I can safely say...
that I never had the 'hots' for actress Charlotte Rae.
http://folbartman2.tripod.com/factsoflife/credits...More...
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posted Aug 6, 2007 10:30AM
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geniekitten
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Before I Was A Mom:
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom - I had...More...
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posted Aug 4, 2007 5:56PM
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kenbythesea
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Oh no here we go again!
OK so that last relationship or lack there of wasn’t the one.
And you swore it was time to do a little work on yourself and you have.
Now you are starting to long for someone snoring, to make ...More...
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posted Aug 4, 2007 1:07PM
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simplegal873
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The Love Calculator...
Just the other day I was surfing online when I heard that little ‘ding’ letting me know that I had just received another email. Curious as to what it was, I opened up my ever bulging inbox. Was it a...More...
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posted Aug 4, 2007 6:56AM
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mojorisin
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a beer and a blonde
Beer
The presidents of Miller, Coors, Anheuser-Busch, and Guinness were at an international beer conference. They decided to all go to lunch together and the waitress asked what they want to drink....More...
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posted Aug 3, 2007 9:14AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Friday giggle
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife
that the doctor
has told
him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex.
Naturally,
she agrees,
an...More...
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posted Aug 3, 2007 6:39AM
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geniekitten
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A True Friends Oath::
another oldie but a goodie...
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that rea...More...
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posted Aug 3, 2007 12:39AM
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geniekitten
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Funny Logic..
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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posted Aug 1, 2007 6:30PM
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mojorisin
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old
Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it w...More...
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posted Aug 1, 2007 9:57AM
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mojorisin
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life in hell
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.
Devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Devil: Hell's n...More...
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posted Aug 1, 2007 8:57AM
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mojorisin
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role reversal
Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers...
9. Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half...
8. ...More...
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posted Jul 31, 2007 9:50PM
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geniekitten
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Here You Go ::
Do you know what the most functional English word is? well if you don't then I will be happy to tell you..
The most functional English word is S**t.. Thats right S**t is the most functional English ...More...
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posted Jul 31, 2007 6:43PM
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mojorisin
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san diego humor
During the rainy season in San Diego the most common statement is "The people out here don't know how to drive in the rain!"
You have to specify what type of surfing you're doing.
It only rains ...More...
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posted Jul 31, 2007 9:20AM
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geniekitten
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Barbie's Settlement::
One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowi...More...
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posted Jul 30, 2007 9:23PM
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