CoralArenayMar
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Romance and Age
Karl and Milly were laying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep, but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting".  ...More...
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posted Jul 30, 2007 10:43AM
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mojorisin
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redneck etiquette lesson
DINING OUT
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise' the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fi...More...
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posted Jul 30, 2007 8:56AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Weekend giggle
Good morning fellow bloggers, yes, yes I know it has been awhile and to those faithful readers that look for my 'giggles' I have been slacking and I am sorry, I recieved these following in emails and...More...
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posted Jul 29, 2007 2:07AM
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mojorisin
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doctor/patient relations (joke)
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to
forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was
overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing...More...
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posted Jul 28, 2007 3:04PM
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redtigr
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The Terror of Poetry... *
Whilst I waited (access denied)
I contemplated, created, enumerated...
I listed my list of thoughts about things
including the terror that poetry brings...
And here for your torment (o...More...
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posted Jul 28, 2007 2:52PM
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sparechange64
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20 years
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2007 9:50PM
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geniekitten
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personal ad
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2007 12:37PM
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mojorisin
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teletubby study (joke)
The following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and
European psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing
your personality with one simple question.
Which is ...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2007 10:59AM
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mojorisin
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a little help (joke)
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on
the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past
three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time,"...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2007 10:20AM
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mojorisin
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"little johnny" jokes
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand
up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
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posted Jul 27, 2007 9:55AM
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mojorisin
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redneck humor (joke)
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a...More...
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posted Jul 25, 2007 9:08AM
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mojorisin
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proverbs (joke)
"Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
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posted Jul 24, 2007 1:57PM
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