mojorisin
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deep thoughts (joke)
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reaso...More...
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posted Jul 24, 2007 8:41AM
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Mysterious_URS
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Ten Times Normal Size
The 6th grade science teacher,
Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up ...More...
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posted Jul 23, 2007 1:04PM
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chatillion
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My New Business Venture...
ACME Hatchet Sales & Service
Proprietor: Chatillion
Years in service: Uh... I just started
Mission Statement: To provide the best service at the lowest prices
Assets: I've got a car, 2 cellphones,...More...
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posted Jul 23, 2007 10:41AM
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mojorisin
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points to ponder (joke)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be tr...More...
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posted Jul 23, 2007 8:54AM
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Mysterious_URS
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SOME Q&A From the Bible
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. ...More...
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posted Jul 22, 2007 11:04PM
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ConfederateAngel
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Friday Giggle
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone
for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get t...More...
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posted Jul 20, 2007 7:16AM
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ConfederateAngel
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Monday giggle
OK I don't know if anyone has posted these BEFORE, since I don't feel like checking to see if someone has. If you haven't seen these before enjoy..I thought they was cute, especially the last one sin...More...
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posted Jul 16, 2007 4:54AM
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TallBlonde1
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Words To Live By....
Author unknown....
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to ki...More...
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posted Jul 15, 2007 2:36PM
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geniekitten
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Why Is It..
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that ma...More...
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posted Jul 15, 2007 1:33AM
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geniekitten
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school excuses from parents..
The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albuquerque Public School System by parents of students:
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on J...More...
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posted Jul 13, 2007 8:42PM
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Nightowl001
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Goals
We’ve all heard the advice. “Visualize your goals! Picture yourself living the life you want to live and you can make it come True!”
Okay. I’ve visualized my goal. I’ve visualized it a lot...More...
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posted Jul 13, 2007 5:54PM
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Jacksonboy
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Gas Prices
After Hurricane Katrina gas here reached an all time high of 2.87 a gallon. During the last election's campaign the democrats told us they were gonna help us with that. Last December after the electio...More...
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posted Jul 11, 2007 8:34PM
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SpiritOrnery
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Love is in the Air
One night, after the couple had retired for the night,
the woman became aware that her husband was touching
her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders
and ...More...
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posted Jul 10, 2007 10:02PM
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PullMyFinger
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My virtual world has crumbled, I'M LEAVING!!! Goodbye!
Yes, it's time PMF left the scene, exit stage left, so to speak. The very fiber of my being has been attacked, assailed, defiled, blitzed, poo-poo'd on, denigrated, slandered, clubbed with a blunt ins...More...
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posted Apr 23, 2007 12:08PM
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