jeff_3361
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The Happy Hangover(Joke)
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got ho...More...
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posted Jul 10, 2007 7:09PM
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wordsenchanting
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Who looks like You?
The first picture I saw this morning, even before logging on to MD was of my brother. He is a pastor, happily married (at least I thought so) and living in Colorado. It freaked me out, but as my min...More...
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posted Jul 10, 2007 10:34AM
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geniekitten
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SPAM I AM...
THIS IS A JOKE 
My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I'd like to sell.
Take a look! It's really swell!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
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posted Jul 9, 2007 9:48PM
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TallBlonde1
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New And Improved Troll Away
Having a problem with trolls? Have you written a blog only to have it over run with small minded, opinioned trolls?
Well I've got the solution for you. As we all know, Trolls thrive on negative at...More...
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posted Jul 8, 2007 12:33PM
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Jacksonboy
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Friends
Recently I have lost two md friends. One canceled, the other canceled me without so much as a kiss my as_. Could it possibly be me? Nah, no way.
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posted Jul 6, 2007 8:05PM
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sexy_sara
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the things kids say in church....
1. A little boy was in a relative's Wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roa...More...
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posted Jul 5, 2007 11:15PM
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geniekitten
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Hillary wrote Dear Abby..
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating....More...
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posted Jul 4, 2007 10:41PM
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fuchia04
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Ladies' Room And Water Fountains
What an awkward experience it is to be a guy walking up to a water fountain located next to the ladies' room.  Happened to me last week. It's like... Whoa! People are looking at you like you're c...More...
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posted Jul 2, 2007 8:37PM
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geniekitten
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words for the wise..
1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt w...More...
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posted Jul 2, 2007 8:15PM
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SpiritOrnery
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The Burglar and Jesus
The Burglar and Jesus
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied...More...
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posted Jul 1, 2007 11:29AM
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graywolf
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Daddy's Little Girl
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-by...More...
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posted Jun 29, 2007 12:34PM
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graywolf
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Her First Pay Check
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a
little
5-year-old girl and some construction workers that make you believe
that we CAN make a difference when we give a chil...More...
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posted Jun 29, 2007 12:32PM
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geniekitten
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20 useless facts
1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. Every time you lick a stamp, yo...More...
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posted Jun 28, 2007 10:26PM
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graywolf
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Out Of Gas
A little girl ask her mom, "Mom, may
I take the dog for a walk around
the block?" Mom says,
"No because the dog is in heat." "What's that
mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father.
I thi...More...
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posted Jun 28, 2007 3:32PM
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